Tater's Super Awesome Magical Things

My DnD blog, mostly for my own reference.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jian Guo 

Alignments: ∎ Lawful Good  ∎ Neutral good  ∎ Chaotic good  ∎ Lawful neutral  ∎ Absolute neutrality  ∎ Chaos neutrality  ∎ Lawful evil  ∎ Neutral evil ∎ Chaotic evil

[mayajadeart]

There’s a new ttrpg (it’s called ICON, it’s in playtest right now) where you can play as a goblin, which in this setting is like, amphibian furries, so of course I decided that I had to play a spell-slinging chaotic axolotl girl. Her name is “Cherry,” short for “Cherificus Cherenomia Cherubim!”

Her story is that she grew up in a monastery built inside an ancient magical ruin, and even though she’s very sweet and kindhearted, she’s insatiably curious and is constantly finding new and creative ways to accidentally become a problem for everyone around her. One day she got a bit too curious and broke into the most sacred inner chamber of the monastery, just to see what was in there, infusing herself with the fires of creation and possibly releasing an imprisoned elder god or two in the process, and at that point the monks all got together and said “you need to leave.” And that’s how she became an adventurer! She sleeps in a fishbowl.

I also, for some reason, decided that I had to design every single layer of her outfit, and ended up giving myself a mild obsession with historical clothes-making techniques in the process.

More concept sketches:

Her superpower is that instead of dying, she explodes.

[irrel]

Some of the d&d and fantasy washi tape I have available in my store 💛

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

Real dnd fans open the books and look at the cool pictures and dont read a word of it they just learn the rules through osmosis and having people who can read gently correct you on the rules

[jamscandraw]

please meet my newest D&D character they have 9 hit points and I love them

[Image ID: digital drawing of a goblin on a grey background. They have green spotted skin, a tuft of yellow hair, big floppy ears, pointed teeth, a blue tongue and a tufted tail. They are wearing blue overalls held up by a single strap, a brown toolbelt, mismatched socks (one pink, one yellow and blue) and a key round their neck. They have yellow eyes with white pupils that are looking in slightly different directions and they have a maniacal expression. The text reads: Pockets, Goblin Rogue, Lvl 1. They/Them. Chaotic Neutral. Likes: Keys. Dislikes: Fire. End ID]

[jacktheripperjrarchive918r737472]

putting "live laugh love" and "home" signs in my MURDER MAZE DUNGEON to make my MURDER MAZE VICTIMS feel more at ease

[sharkie-19]

A flower dragon. 

[vigilantsycamore]

I counterspell your counterspell of my counterspell of your counterspell  of my counterspell of your counterspell  of my counterspell of your counterspell  of my counterspell of your counterspell  of my counterspell of your counterspell of my

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O.O;

A LOOP

[dndmultiverse]

[videntefernandez]

Pike, will you carry me across the threshold?

[gnomeontherage]

the sound I made was not human

[reedraws]

Dice mice! For all your number needs 

(Available as stickers here)

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[revvetha]

[ID: Digital art of six very cute mice, each sitting or standing behind and holding a different polyhedral die. The mice all appear to be smiling, the background is white. There is a white and brown blazed mouse holding a blue d4, a white mouse with a purple d20, a ginger/red mouse with a green d10, a Russian blue mouse with an orange d6, a cholocate mouse with a red d8, and a cream mouse with a violet d12. End ID]

[ottadice]

Hypnos’ Dream 🌌💫🌌

 A starry night sky filled with lavender clouds. Sweet dreams~

[viridiandice]

saw some new tins on the desk and opened one and fjdjgs fjkdhsjdhdhs fjkdhskdgskdh I need these

[thedicepaladin]

My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:

[i-love-u-loser]

When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.

[zevveli]

Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!

[blue-dragon-has-a-pen]

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[wild-west-wind]

You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.

A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments

A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane

An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry

A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town

Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up

Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place

Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit

Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.

Anyway, think about it.

[wild-west-wind]

Construction wizards to turn back time to root out wood worm and strengthen old buildings.

A wizard tailors who transmutes cloth into fully made clothes without seems and leaving behind no scraps

A wizard who works in public transit, timing out teleports with detailed schedules, time magic, and enchanted communications, sending dozens of people to far away cities for a day or work or leisure

A team of wizard gardeners tend to trees grown far outside their native range, and ideal climate, encircled with runes and fed potions to grow none the less

A wizard sits in their office in the aqueduct, re-casting the spells that allow its precious water to flow to the city uphill

A wizard fisher casts water repelling spells on the sailors and the stairs, keeps the hoist on the anchor from rusting, casts balls of heat that keep everyone warm below decks. Their real job is to herd fish together so they can be caught in single huge nets, and keep them cold as the boat returns to land.

There are so many possibilities outside of “stodgy academic who wears ugly robes” and “Very good holy man who helps everyone and the fact they’ve never had a job is never brought up” and “evil wizard toiling away on great evils in his evil tower in the evil country.”

[wild-west-wind]

A cleric to a minor deity of the wind over a large lake, placating her famously capricious mood so a ship loaded with ore can safely pass from one port city to the next

Druids of the rivers arguing with spirits to delay a coming flood, arranging bountiful gifts to exact from them another week to harvest.

Enchanters in the underground, heating water for boilers that drive out the cold in apartment blocks and factories.

Wizard Geologists, dousing for ore in underground mines, arguing with mining enchanters who keep picks sharp and constructs quick, and miners themselves, untrained in all but the simplest casting, singing spells of cool air into the scorching depths.

Organizers, skilled in illusory magics, encouraging sabotage in the factories of the greediest capitalists by casting disguise spells able to trick even the most potent wards.

Office wizards, sending secure images around the world, allowing business to be done internationally, and allowing those separated by the seas to see pictures of their lives ones.

Mages in the tropics, driving out humidity and plagues of insects, and operating fans at a distance, allowing the cafes in the town square to stay open and cool and comfortable.

[postdivergence]

i love that rewatching critical role is a thing. i love that people will sit through 400+, 800+ hours of content and then think to themselves, you know what? i could do that again. and then they do