GnomeFighter @gnomefighter - Tumblr Blog

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

strawberry-seal77

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

segamascott

steadynursewizard

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

kaity--did

Unfortunate that my husband must change for his own comfort before we go out to lunch because something about the juxtaposition of a perfectly tailored and put together attorney taking his split dye goth, MCR t shirt wearing platform boot wife out to the local Mexican restaurant is so deliciously hilarious. It looks like he's giving me legal advice on how to get out of going to jail for Molotov Cocktailing the local police station but also he's a little in love with me (and I with him 🖤)

pmamtraveller

Dinosaurs Eating The CEO (2013) by John Brosio

adz

no caption can possibly make this funnier

soulsingerinasessionband

happy birthday ole worm

adz

happy birthday ole worm

frigbob

twoheartsoneclara

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

twoheartsoneclara

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday