Baby Slut

20s, NYC

[solangebestof]

[amandla]

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[mrsterlingeverything]

The haters are trying to put a cup over me

[mrsterlingeverything]

The haters are trying to put a cup over me and take me outside

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[depsidase]

[creativitycache]

Lead poisoning FROM BULLETS. The Romans would have started breaking out into hives and sacrifices by three pm

[wahalaprincess]

they gon pull up sexy pics of me when i run for president to try and discredit me

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made* into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

*edit: i updated the pastebin to an actual account i made + some minor updating to it all

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[nicad13]

My old reply of "Is your Google broken?" no longer works because everyone's Google is, in fact, broken.

[camerahoax]

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[saltedume]

[recusation]

She was tearing his pussy tf up itr

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[dykeselfcest]

AN ICON.....