Andii's Blog

Software engineer, music lover & party animal. For my #NSFW content, check out glitteryduckcycle.tumblr.com

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ENM - Naked Nightmare Challenge from Starpowerrrr on Vimeo.

#nakednightmarechallenge

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Rammstein - Pussy (Official Video) from LINDEMANN on Vimeo.

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ASK.FM Saggers: An old, abandoned way people shared their sagging pics from Masked 1995 Sagger on Vimeo.

When ASK.FM was still a relevant thing, people asked some "intimate" questions directly and/or in anonimous mode. A huge bunch of these questions were directed to guys and were about, you guessed it, their boxers! Sadly, due to the age of the platform, at least 75% of that content is now either erased or buried, but i dug just to give you a peek of how good sagging and saggers were showcased on that platform. Also, i snuck some old sagging pics of mine, but i don't expect you're interested in them.

Enjoy!

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AJ Neste Interview Gone Horribly Wrong from Interpret Studios on Vimeo.

What began as an interview with US Surf Team Photog AJ Neste turned into a pantsing party via Kolohe Andino and Andrew Doheny.

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Getting in the mood for #T2

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Naked dancer at Paradiso from meerkat on Vimeo.

Drugs + more drugs + even more drugs = an epic video of this champ rocking out at the digital oasis stage at Paradiso festival. enjoy :)

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My #Fuck2016 playlist. Bring your own Prince...

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who was officially sworn in on November 4th, 2015, gives a very simple answer as to why he decided to have 15 men and 15 women on his cabinet.

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This looks like it’s from a television drama, not even real life

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@spacechildrenphan our child

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@queen-cle0patra my favorite son

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015: SUMMARY

01. Madonna - Bitch, I'm Madonna (Flechette remix)

02. Rihanna - Bitch Betta Have My Money (Diplo & Grandtheft remix)

03. Robin Skouteris - Power Spirit

04. Jack Ü - Take Ü There (feat. Kiesza) (Missy Elliott remix)

05. Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk

06. Lana Del Rey - High by the Beach (City Lights remix)

07. Madonna - Ghosttown

08. Lana Del Rey - Freak

09. Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly

10. Giorgio Moroder - 74 Is the New 24

Near misses:

The Weeknd - "Can't Feel My Face"; best Max Martin production of the year, though not enough to redeem him for all those awful Taylor Swift songs.

Madonna - "Beautiful Scars"; deliberately didn't include her album tracks in the top ten, but this is the standout. Could have been a really good album if filler tracks like "Hold Tight", "Body Shop" & "Living for Love" and trash like "Iconic" & "Illumaniti" had stayed on the studio floor.

Check out the original posts using the tag #Top10Tunes2015

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

01. Madonna feat. Nicki Minaj - “Bitch, I'm Madonna" (Flechette remix)

“Go hard or go home zone, bitch”

One of those songs that you start out thinking "Hell, no, this is too cringeworthy to like", then you start to love it, then you discover a remix which improves on it even more, adding better beats, dumping that stupid second verse and making Nicki's rap more audible. Throw out those stupid generic house remixes of this tune by people who clearly didn't get the original song. This one is the shit.

We played this track just before her concert. Sadly, nothing in the show came anywhere close to this. An album with good tracks marred by terrible promotion and a lacklustre tour is Madonna's story of 2015.

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

02. Rihanna - “Bitch Better Have My Money" (Diplo & Grandtheft remix)

“Like blah blah blah...”

The only decent track far from Rihanna's I'll-release-it-when-I-can-be-arsed next album. This mix is a bit more upbeat than the original, which is a tad on the slow side. I still haven't worked out why a dog has Rihanna's money to begin with. Maybe putting it in a bank would have been safer.

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

03. Robin Skouteris - “Power Spirit” (Metallica / Woodkid / Prodigy / Aretha)

"Now we're playing with power"

Robin's "VS7" album, released this year, is his best yet with many standout tracks. Standouts for me include the hilarious fore-runner "Workout", "Running in Too Deep 80s", "Rock N Roll Wings", three Madonna-centric tracks ("Beat It, I'm Madonna", "Can You Make the Devil Pray" and the new megamix "Keep Pushing Me") and this gem, "Power Spirit". Plus it's a neat way to include a lot of the 90s stuff I've been listening to this year in order to avoid the tripe that's been spreading through the pop charts.

People seem to make the most fuss about his yearly PopLove compilations, but for me, he really excels at making newer material more accessible by combining it with older, familiar sounds (or, if you come from the other direction, introducing a younger audience to some classic tunes). I just listened to the new PopLove 4, and, funnily enough, 4 is about the number of tracks I actually like in there out of the sixty-odd included. 2015 was a terrible year for pop music and you really needed to look elsewhere to find the good stuff.

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

04. Jack Ü - Take Ü There (feat. Kiesza) (Missy Elliott remix)

“Wait, wait, wait, wait...”

I first heard this when it was part of Mark Ronson's Special Delivery selection on Annie Mac's Friday Night. I've still never bothered listening to the original, as this is so good. Almost makes up for Jack Ü being responsible for the re-birth of Justin Bieber. Almost...

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

05. Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars - “Uptown Funk"

“Stop... Wait a minute”

This has to be my most clichéd choice for this year, but this song just has so much energy and gives me so much life. It feels like it came straight from 1974, and sounds great next to some James Brown & Wilson Pickett. But, no, 2015, and it also reminds me of great nights at HoleStar's "POP!" at the Black Cap, may she rest in peace.

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Wishes for 2016

1. Justin Bieber retires from the music industry to become a gay porn star. His fans don't notice the difference, as they've always followed him for his body and not his records anyway.

2. Adele finally cheers up and records a hard dance album.

3. Mariah Carey has a hit single that is not in any way related to the Christmas season. Arianna Grande Latte realises she's served her purpose in reminding the world of Mariah's greatness and goes back to pre-school, where she belongs.

4. Madonna sacks Guy Oseary and hires a manager who can actually promote an album release properly.

5. Britney Spears stops posting Instagram memes and actually finds time to record an album, in which she has some involvement.

6. Taylor Swift realises what a complete cunt she's been and joins a nunnery to absolve her sins. The world breathes a sigh of relief.

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#MADONNA YEAR 2015 THX @madonnaiseverything

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TOP TEN TUNES OF 2015

06. Lana Del Rey - “High by the Beach” (City Lights remix)

"Don't need your money, money, to get me what I want"

Second Lana track in this year's top ten, and I prefer this remix to the original album version. It makes it a little more up-beat and flows well followed by last year's "Faded" from Zhu.