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They should liven up sports by giving every team a signature perk based on their mascot. The dallas cowboys can use a lasso once per game, miami dolphins have sonar in their helmets, california banana slugs are covered in vaseline etc

molabuddy

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

flowermist7432

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

puffbirdstudio

Since it’s Spotify Wrapped season I thought I’d share this reminder that streaming services are killing the music industry. Musicians can’t make a living like this. If you love an artist, find them on Bandcamp and actually buy their albums.

void-admin

Reminder: This friday (December 5th) is Bandcamp Friday! That means 100% of the proceeds from album sales on Bandcamp go directly to the artists you buy from.

modernmodron

seasons greasons to everyone

redstonedust

unfair that playgrounds are aimed at kids and you'd generally look weird or suspicious in them as a single adult. what if i want a turn on the swing set. i could fuck up a slide. my nearest park has a zipline. a zipline! its taunting me, i tell you.

beggars-opera

Me: Man, I'm really struggling to find new long-form content I'm interested in that I can use as background noise while sewing

Defunctland: *drops a new 4.5 hour video*

Me:

beggars-opera

"Gibson first created a bronze bust of Walt in the early 1960s, and presented it to him as a thank you gift. When Walt received it, he responded, quote, 'What am I gonna do with this? Statues are for dead people.' Walt soon became a dead person."

I HOLLERED

lil-peebo

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

cheerfullycatholic

From capitalstitchco on Threads

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Xkcd

oswako

lavenderlemniscate

why doesn't npr give them a larger desk to perform at? are they stupid?

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

somerandomgit

heartclef

since spotify wrapped is coming today i just want to bring awareness to the fact that around 86% of the songs on spotify are currently demonetized since spotify decided that tracks with under 1,000 cannot be monetized. not only that the ceo of spotify cashed out $35.8 million dollars in spotify shares in the third quarter of the year and it has been reported that he earns more than the top artists on the platform.

for a platform that claims to support artists, this is outrageous and i hope people realize that an artist who is starting out, cannot make a living out of spotify streams simply because daniel ek and his friends made it worse for the artists trying to start a career. if you wanna support musicians and the possibility for them to get a living wage please follow United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) which are trying to make The Living Wage for Musicians Act a reality so musicians can be paid fairly through streaming platforms and get the cut they deserve.

heartclef

since this post was made, daniel ek has invested in ai weapons, and ICE ads have been played on the platform. various people are starting to boycott the platform this year (2025) so, again, keep that in mind before posting your spotify wrapped!

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

starvulture

Collecting these rn

charl0ttan

on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably