Go Cisco Go!

Just a Slowpoke trying to evolve into a Slowking

[did-you-know]

The more biological older brothers a man has, the stronger his chances are of being gay. It’s called the fraternal birth order effect, and it has to do with the mother’s immune response to certain male antigens while pregnant, which increases with each pregnancy. Source Source 2 Source 3

[angelfishing]

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s out Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[letterofone]

bleach is scary

[iaiamothrafhtagn]

yeah it is a pretty aggressively long and boring comic isn’t it

[iaiamothrafhtagn]

wait

i should have read this post more carefully

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

lmaoooooooo

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FACTS

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[crispyfountaincow-deactivated20]

@cuorier

[littlecofiegirl]

Good heavens this is great!

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[thriveworks]

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

[pr1nceshawn]

[deadpan-searcher]

[foxville-deactivated20210128]

Something really cute that happened at the ice rink the other day!

[rosamundpike]

[scrubsandkilos-deactivated20190]

I want all of it. Your sleepy mumbling. Your drunken embarrassment. Your silly faces. Your anger. Your dance moves. Your anxiety. Your apologies. Your sadness. Your stern looks. Your claustrophobia. Your exasperated tone. Your frustrations. Your past. I want all of it. I want all of you.

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[light-of-the-revolution-blog]

bokuto and akaashi’s relationship be like: