The Toothache

Hi, my name is Timothy and I'm 18

[goatch]

Been a while :)

[kissmeandfindout]

Cute or naw?

[raise-youup]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[j6]

look at this stupid cow thinking its tony hanks the professional skateboarder

[impalasamulet]

How has Supernatural changed your life? (x)

[shesaware]

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

[blunk182]

Proud to be Australian. 

[legalmexican]

I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night

OMG HIS THE REALIST BROTHER OUT THERE HE HELPING HIS SISTER GET PUSSY WHAT A CHAMP

[humorpicsandgifs-blog]

[fag]

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

[foshizupthespout]

[karina-padilla]

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

[savethetulips]

honestly my friend just told me his fav sandwich is peanut butter & bananas & mayo. mayo wtf. im going to puke

[draqonight]

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

[ataahuaprincess-deactivated2015]

I’M VOMITING

[takealookatyourlife]

For those of you who don’t know, these white people have appropriated Maori culture with the fake Ta Moko on their faces. These tattoos are incredibly important in Maori culture but Maori are persecuted constantly by white people in New Zealand if they choose to wear them. When Maori do it, they’re criminals, when white people do it, they’re cool and quirky.

Just another example of injustices against indigenous people.

[capndesdes]

[voidandstarrynights]

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.