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hi i'm jess!!!!! there is no need to ever ask me how I’m doing. it’s safe to assume I’m crashing and burning at any given moment

[dykely]

[molabuddy]

i feel like i might um. um.. become

[molabuddy]

[molabuddy]

[molabuddy]

[reactionpicarchive]

[thickness-protection-program]

[vergak]

[teathattast]

[sandmandaddy69]

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[memewhore]

[grox]

[armandgender]

gloppy btw. if you even care

[flyinghellfish]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[freelancedumbass]

[janeplease]

why is barnacle boy giving sloppy

[finitevariety]

immediately before you die at vesuvius

[glisteringlord]

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it