Requests are slow to be filled

I'm Goat, he/him, and I write headcanons and fics for male and gender neutral readers! You can find the shows and characters I write for here! I'm over 18 and there will be some NSFW content on here, but I'll be tagging it as "sins sins sins" to avoid everything getting flagged, so you can blacklist that tag if you don't want to see.

[goattales]

Fandom list-

This is a mlm/nblm reader blog, please don’t interact with this post or any of my other stuff if you’re female.

I’ve been needing to update my list for a while, but since I put it together on PC it’s almost impossible to make any sense of when editing on mobile/iPad. So I’m just gonna make a new one.

If a fandom isn’t on here, it’s safe to assume I either don’t know it or don’t want to write for it. If there’s a character in a show that you’re curious about but isn’t listed, you can ask about them, but chances are I didn’t list them for a reason. I may have forgotten to list some stuff, though, so don’t hesitate to to ask if you just want to be sure!

The list is under the cut

Peaky Blinders-

-Tommy Shelby

-John Shelby

-Michael Grey

Glee-

-Sam Evans

-Finn Hudson

-Blaine Anderson

-Rory Flanagan

Divergent-

-Four/Tobias Eaton

-Eric

-Peter Hayes

Teen Wolf-

-Isaac Lahey

-Stiles Stilinski

-Danny Mahealani

-Ethan Steiner

-Aiden Steiner

-Jackson Whittemore

-Derek Hale

-Peter Hale

-Melissa McCall

-Scott McCall

-Bobby Flinstock

-Noah Stilinski (I know, I know. I’m gross)

Midnight Texas-

-Bobo Winthrop

-Manfred Bernardo

-Joe Strong

-Chuy Villegas

-Fiji Cavanaugh

-Olivia Clarity

-Lemuel Bridger

The Resident-

-Conrad Hawkins

-Devon Pravesh

-Mina Okafor

Chicago Fire-

-Matt Casey

-Kelley Severide

-Christopher Herrmann

-Brian Zvonecek

-Joe Cruz

-Peter Mills

-Blake Gallow

-Stella Kidd

-Sylvie Brett

-Emily Foster

Chicago PD-

-Jay Halstead

-Antonio Dawson

-Kevin Atwater

-Adam Ruzek

-Kim Burgess

House MD-

-Robert Chase

-Gregory House (depending on the scenario)

Shadowhunters-

-Alec Lightwood

-Magnus Bane

-Jace Lightwood (Screw this man and his surname crises)

-Simon Lewis

-Raphael Santiago

-Luke Garroway/Greymark

-Isabelle Lightwood

Hemlock Grove-

-Peter Rumancek

-Roman Godfrey

The Umbrella Academy-

-Klaus Hargreeves

-Diego Hargreeves

-Ben Hargreeves

-Vanya Hargreeves

Shameless (US)-

-Phillip Gallagher

-Ian Gallagher (Aged up or s3 onwards)

-Mickey Milkovich (Aged up or s3 onwards)

-Keven Ball

-Steve Wilton/Jimmy Lishman

-Tony Markovich

13 Reasons Why-

-Tony Padilla

-Clay Jensen

-Justin Foley

-Tyler Down

-Alex Standall

-Zach Dempsey

Bones-

-Seeley Booth

-Jack Hodgins

-Temperance Brennan

-Lance Sweets

-Zack Addy

-Angela Montenegro

Twilight-

-Jasper Hale

-Carlisle Cullen

-Emmett Cullen

-Edward Cullen

-Esme Cullen

-Rosalie Hale

-Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn Onwards)

-Sam Uley

-Charlie Swan

-Paul Lahote (Breaking Dawn Onwards)

Scorpion-

-Toby Curtis

-Happy Quinn

-Walter O’Brien

Stranger Things-

-Steve Harrington

-Billy Hargrove

-Tommy Hagen

-Jonathan Byers

The Magicians-

-Quentin Coldwater

-Eliot Waugh

-Margo Hanson

-Penny Adiyodi

-Elliot Todd

It Chapter 2 (2019)-

-Richie Tozier

-Bill Denrough

-Mike Hanlon

-Ben Hanscom

-Eddie Kaspbrak

-Stan Uris

[goattales]

So, what's happening with this blog?

I've been thinking about that question for a while myself, though I'm not sure how many of you guys have.

I've hit a wall in terms of writing. It's not something I've ever been able to do for myself, and now it's just not that fun anymore.

I made this blog to make sure I wrote more, because beforehand all I was writing was fanfiction. I wanted a reason to do more, to branch out and have an excuse to write regularly. When I found that there were male reader exclusive blogs, I jumped at the idea. I was passionate about the cause, you know? But I just really don't find much joy in writing at all anymore.

That being said, I do want to finish at least some of the stuff you guys asked for. I will be closing my ask box and starting on headcanon requests, and maybe it'll give me the drive to start writing the fics again? I'm so grateful to all of you who, in the past, have shown support and have given really amazing feedback.

I'm sorry if this is a little disappointing to some of you, and I won't ask you to stick around myy blog if you don't want to.

It's not getting deleted, though, no matter what. It will still be here.

And despite all of this, thank you ❤️

[goattales]

I requested a Stiles Stilinski fluff ABC, are you discarding your past requests or is that one still coming?

I have a few things already in the drafts, and thats actually one of them. But I'm not discarding anything at all. I value every single follower and every single request I've ever gotten. I'm really sorry its taken me so long to get around to things, but I want to get this blog up and running again as soon as I can. Starting with a few things, I should be back to regular posting within the week.

[goattales]

Hey do you write anymore? ❤️

In theory 😅 I've had a rough time recently, but honesty I should start writing again to distract myself. Tell me, what we're wanting to see? 👀👀

[goattales]

Found your blog less than 2 min ago and I'm already a huge fan

I really don't know how long ago I got this ask, but thank you so much for taking the time to write this. It means a lot to get things like this in my inbox 💕

[goattales]

Hey 👋 I literally haven’t visited your blog for the longest time and I forgot how good it was, I heard you were back, so hey 💞

Hi, man! I'm very much still inactive right now, due to mental health and family situations, but I hope to start writing again soon. A very lovely person took it upon themselves to go through most of my stuff (I imagine you know who you are 💕❤️) and leave some super sweet comments, and it's definitely been a huge inspiration. I'm actually working on a couple of things right now 👀👀

[goattales]

Who gives the best head in teen wolf

Stiles. Not only do I think he would have had plenty of practice (he’s probably got the highest sex drive out of the whole lot of them), but I just feel like that mouth of his can work miracles.

I imagine he’s also far too good at deepthroating. He had to put a little work into it, but now he can easily take any dick, whole, right to the back of his throat.

Stiles would also just be the most eager to suck you off. He likes to please his boyfriend first, then himself. He can easily get off just because you are, so you’ll always catching him jerking off when he’s giving you head. He just can’t help himself 😌

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[idwithoutthesuperego]

He is the kind of guy who would love to learn how you like it done. And with his sex drive he'd pretend he is a slow learner, just so he could give head many times over with your hands on his hair guiding and praising him.

First, he'd say it was because he was used to doing it in a different way, and wanted to know how you liked it. But later he would admit all he knew was from watching porn and makeshift toys, so he was kinda nervous and wanted to make sure you felt good.

After he gets really good at it with a boyfriend, he would totally drop hints in between conversations like "but my mouth is magical/ we all have our special powers, mine is sex" or some equally stiles corny and horny thing and be totally proud of it. And the part of the pack that's catches on would be so tired of hearing him every now and again being so smugg about it.

[goattales]

Okay, so I've never had anyone add anything on before, but this is the best thing that I've ever read in terms of Stiles and blowjobs

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Yeth

[goattales]

Heyo, How are you?

I'm good, man, just in and out of the online world 🤙

How are you doing?

[goattales]

do you do fluff abc?

Yes sir I do, is there someone you have in mind?

[headspace-hotel]

The two seasons of a writer:

1. where have all the words gone? has all speech that has issued from the human tongue since the dawn of language deserted me now? must my keyboard lie mute forever, my pen silent?

2. whERE are aLL THES E W ORDs c Om I NG FROM

[goattales]

Who gives the best head in teen wolf

Stiles. Not only do I think he would have had plenty of practice (he’s probably got the highest sex drive out of the whole lot of them), but I just feel like that mouth of his can work miracles.

I imagine he’s also far too good at deepthroating. He had to put a little work into it, but now he can easily take any dick, whole, right to the back of his throat.

Stiles would also just be the most eager to suck you off. He likes to please his boyfriend first, then himself. He can easily get off just because you are, so you’ll always catching him jerking off when he’s giving you head. He just can’t help himself 😌

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[goattales]

Been rewatching Teen Wolf lately and Peter is such a daddy

Isn’t he just? He’s got those eyes that can really disarm you, but in the best way. He would really enjoy knowing he has such an effect on you, tease you about it. Walk into the room and look at you first, let his eyes slip over your whole body so slowly you can just tell he’s gauging which part would be the softest he could sink his teeth in.

He would make an obedient man out of you, not that he would need to try too hard 😏

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[goattales]

Jay has such nice hands, i bet his touch is so so soft and gentle on your bare skin😍

Warm, too. His hands would always be comfortably warm, and so nice to be held by. 😍 I want him to grab my cheeks when he kisses me, it just sounds like the best thing.

Some people might not appreciate it as much, but I feel like his hands have a couple rough patches. I think that would make them feel even better running along your body. But he really would be so gentle with you, feather-light touches on your hips, your back, your arms. He would treat his man well, and I can say that with absolute surety.

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[goattales]

Jay Halstead would give the best hugs oh my god😭

He’s definitely the perfect hugger, guaranteed. He can and will hug his boyfriend for any reason, at any time of the day; he’s just so tactile. He needs physical contact to live, you know? So get your ass in there and hug him already

!!Please don’t reblog the post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[goattales]

I wanna be in a threeway with Derek and Danny or Danny and Isaac or all three of em

Listen, as far as these guys go, the more the merrier 😉

They would all know how to treat a guy well, you know? Derek and Danny have a real dominant streak to them, and Isaac could be whatever you need him to.

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!

[goattales]

I need to be in a threesome with Casey and Severide?

Oh they’re totally arguing over who gets to top first. When faced with a guy who wants them both so desperately, they’re going to make sure he gets his fill, you know? So I hope you’re ready for one hell of a night. As soon as Kelly is done with you, left you panting and covered in your own cum, Matt is gently spreading your cheeks and easing in. They’re going to have you so overstimulated.

Alternately, it would be well in his stride for Kelly to too you and Matt. He’s got plenty of experience, and his hands know exactly what to do to whichever of you isn’t riding him. Maybe he’s got one hand in your mouth and the other on your dick while Matt is moaning into the bed, or he’s got a toy in Matt’s ass while he fucks you on your back.

Or, perhaps you want to join Kelly or Matt in making the other drool? Kelly would be a loud bottom, whining and gasping, groaning into the nap of a neck. He would be new to it, and though reluctant I’m sure you could maybe encourage him to give it a try.

Matt would be a very experienced bottom, and that’s a fact. He’s such a switch, and he knows exactly what he’s doing either way. You and Kelly may have just about met your match, because I’m almost 100% sure you and Severide are going to get tired before Matt does.

!!Please don’t reblog this post if you’re not nb/mlm!!