Degenerates Like You- Wait Thats Not My Line—

Ave true to Caesar! Just here to serve the son of mars….mostly-

[legionrecruit-2346]

Ave true to ceaser!

… yeah that’s about it— what? …fine fine, something something degenerates something something lashed to a cross. I dunno man, I’m just here for the son of mars. Do you know how many of us just like die? We’re the front lines man, I’m just trying to survive.

Just don’t tell my centurion or that Frumentarius guy, alright?

What?

Decius is a run of the mill legionary just trying to make his way in the world and follow the teachings of Caesar, another face in the crowd of bodies he’s certainly far less serious than some other members of the legion and it will reflect in his interactions (usually). Just kinda keep in mind he’s a bit more of a relaxed character, following a ‘funny over factual’ sort of mindset! There’s the natural legion content warnings (possible homophobia and general nastiness) that I will tag as necessary for him, but over all this blog is meant to be a bit more lighthearted, again I will tag as needed!

Tags to know

Decius the humble - general tag

Legion posting - general reblog tag

Ave. Amicus - interaction with others tag

Good to see you. amicus - interaction Reblogs

The mark of Caesar - Answered asks

Profligates speak - Anon tag

True to Caesar - tag for more serious interactions/topics (usually accompanied with appropriate content warnings)

Jibberjabber - ooc tag

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[rulerofnewrome]

Is Vulpes or Brutus your favorite child?

I fear I must answer Brutus...

[notalegionspy]

Despite this, we all know the true answer.

[regisfiliamojave]

It's not my fault Im a woman

[notalegionspy]

It is your fault that you continually try to run away, though.

[regisfiliamojave]

Maybe I wouldn't run away if I had soldiers to oogle at

[notalegionspy]

They are soldiers—meant to fight and train—not pieces of meat for you to stare at.

[regisfiliamojave]

They're perfectly capable to multitask both

[notalegionspy]

It is imperative that they focus all of their efforts on training and becoming stronger, not for being your little playthings.

[regisfiliamojave]

But there's so many of them 🥺just like three of em🥺🥺🥺🥺pwetty pwease?

[notalegionspy]

No. If anything, go find recruits, and not my underlings to fixate on. My men actually have important work to do.

[legionrecruit-2346]

Vulpes no- please don’t sick her on me Vulpes please-

[regisfiliamojave]

Where's your maid uniform recruit 🤨🤨

[legionrecruit-2346]

IT UH—

Got torn up? By uh- rabid dogs?

And then caught on fire? Spontaneously??

[legionrecruit-2346]

It must be really neat to be a frumentarii…I’ve seen some of the clothes they wear when they head for the strip?

They look really nice….not that I’m like- a degenerate or nothing! Legion garb is still the best out there! Just…

Might like a bit of variety ya know?

[rulerofnewrome]

Is Vulpes or Brutus your favorite child?

I fear I must answer Brutus...

[notalegionspy]

Despite this, we all know the true answer.

[regisfiliamojave]

It's not my fault Im a woman

[notalegionspy]

It is your fault that you continually try to run away, though.

[regisfiliamojave]

Maybe I wouldn't run away if I had soldiers to oogle at

[notalegionspy]

They are soldiers—meant to fight and train—not pieces of meat for you to stare at.

[regisfiliamojave]

They're perfectly capable to multitask both

[notalegionspy]

It is imperative that they focus all of their efforts on training and becoming stronger, not for being your little playthings.

[regisfiliamojave]

But there's so many of them 🥺just like three of em🥺🥺🥺🥺pwetty pwease?

[notalegionspy]

No. If anything, go find recruits, and not my underlings to fixate on. My men actually have important work to do.

[legionrecruit-2346]

Vulpes no- please don’t sick her on me Vulpes please-

[legionrecruit-2346]

Who is Mormon and why is this burned guy trying to give me his book?

[legionrecruit-2346]

have you heard the rumors about who that frumentarii guy is dating...

Eh? Vulpes right? I didn’t know he dated people….feel like he’d take one look and at someone and they’d turn to stone or die or something…

[legionrecruit-2346]

are you secretly in love with Brutus answer this fast yes or no

Uh- yes?

[legionrecruit-2346]

Was patrolling a bit further out than usual and there were these weird green geckos?

Scruffed one of the little ones, wonder why they’re green.

[legionrecruit-2346]

would you be mad if i slimed your centurion.

Uh?— yeah?? That’s my centurion!

[legionrecruit-2346]

Centurion finally let up a little, not as much yelling today!

Even got to sit by the puppies :)

[regisfiliamojave]

Stop trying to flirt with recruits.

I'm not trying

I am

What are you gonna do tell my dad?

[notalegionspy]

I can make arrangements to station the recruits you seem to have your eye on elsewhere, if that's what it takes to keep them focused. And no, I won't be telling your father, as he's already unfortunately aware of the problem. I will not allow you to distract our soldiers from their duties.

[regisfiliamojave]

This is bullshit I'm running away again

[notalegionspy]

The Fort will be more quiet without you, and the men will finally be able to focus without you flirting with them.

[regisfiliamojave]

I'm going live with my step Mormon in Zion >:(

[notalegionspy]

Let's see how long it takes for you to come crawling back this time. We both know that you are not equipped with the knowledge to make it out all the way to Zion. Even if you did, I doubt that the Burned Man would be so quick to accept you as one of his own.

[regisfiliamojave]

So like we're not even hiding the fact that he's alive anymore right? Also you were correct I lasted three hours.

[notalegionspy]

You were walking around camp with your bluetooth headphones disconnected bro I heard the mommy asmr in the food tents

I may not know what "bluetooth headphones" are, but what you accuse me of is disgusting. I am not a degenerate, so how dare you accuse me of such a thing. I would never listen to that.

[notalegionspy]

we wont go quietly the legion can count on that

Degenerates like you belong on a cross. I will make an example of you for all of your fellow NCR dogs to see.

[regisfiliamojave]

Centurion said I was being stationed somewhere else so I can’t bring you breakfast anymore :(

- @legionrecruit-2346

That's okay you can run away with me :3

[legionrecruit-2346]

Yeah but when you decide to come back Caesar will definitely like uber murder me :(

[regisfiliamojave]

Aight ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'm still running away so like.goodluck with all that :3 wish me luck 👍👍

[legionrecruit-2346]

I- no fine fine fine I’ll come with you. It’s better if I can at least make sure you’re safe

[regisfiliamojave]

Great! I don't know how to get there so you lead the way :3

Last time I got lost and this chem head essentially kidnapped me and made me pet his cow and tried to feed me people :)

[legionrecruit-2346]

I’ll do my best I guess

Yeah let’s not do that again—

[regisfiliamojave]

Centurion said I was being stationed somewhere else so I can’t bring you breakfast anymore :(

- @legionrecruit-2346

That's okay you can run away with me :3

[legionrecruit-2346]

Yeah but when you decide to come back Caesar will definitely like uber murder me :(

[regisfiliamojave]

Aight ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'm still running away so like.goodluck with all that :3 wish me luck 👍👍

[legionrecruit-2346]

I- no fine fine fine I’ll come with you. It’s better if I can at least make sure you’re safe

[regisfiliamojave]

Centurion said I was being stationed somewhere else so I can’t bring you breakfast anymore :(

- @legionrecruit-2346

That's okay you can run away with me :3

[legionrecruit-2346]

Yeah but when you decide to come back Caesar will definitely like uber murder me :(

[rulerofnewrome]

Is Vulpes or Brutus your favorite child?

I fear I must answer Brutus...

[notalegionspy]

Despite this, we all know the true answer.