attention-deficit cactuar

★Red★old★she/her★ hey talk to me about video games and shitty evil fictional women if you're here to start fights about fiction consider doing something cooler with your time i really do not care

[chemicallygoth-deactivated20240]

Yeah when you think about it they're exactly the same

[catwire]

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

[unstrungbones]

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

[thegaygorgon]

Is that a kleenex in your pocket or is you penis just very small and soft and flat

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Apparently, lots of people are talking about me on Twitter. 

Here’s my honest reaction:

[mevil]

[electricpurrs]

[silicacid]

[cerastes]

I could listen to them talk about art for days, actually.

[cerastes]

They both “:D”

[ilajue]

everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

[prevailing-gleam]

You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason

[ilajue]

everyone thank evilmario666 again

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

[nicostiel]

#this had to be done

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[telltaletypist]

i get that for most people tragedy is just always gonna feel Bad to read and that informs a lot of bury your gays discourse but we must not forget that a lot of people sincerely enjoy writing and reading tragedy and queer audiences still deserve to have good tragedies written by and for them imo

[telltaletypist]

like i hope i don't have to explain that there's a difference between a lovingly crafted tragic romance by a queer author featuring characters that represent them and a shitty tv show introducing a single gay character for brownie points then immediately killing them off for shock value

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

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[gailiag]

I do not apologize for the person I will become when Stultifera Navis launches tomorrow. It's shark time baybeee

[normal-horoscopes]

If you could posses someone and make them do something only once, who would you and what would you do?

Elon Musk. I'd make him tweet the words "9/11 themed porn gifs" then I would turn off the phone and destroy it with a blow torch. I would find a small knife and carve the words "Thunder, Perfect Mind" into my chest.

After that was done, I would drive for several days until I found a Midwestern thunderstorm. I would drive the car into one of those ditches by the side of the road, the ones always overflowing with greenery. I'd leave the engine and the AC on full blast until the battery and the tank were dead. I'd leave my clothing nicely folded in a nearby hollow tree. Then I would wander into a field for several hours with the intent of being struck by lightning. Once I got hit I would leave his body.

[prokopetz]

Sometimes a writer will include something in their writing that’s so specific and incongruous that you know for a fact it’s something they actually experienced.

One time I was reading a Stephen King novel in which a description of a room containing several computer monitors describes one of those monitors as displaying a screen saver consisting of a crude animation of the Disney character Goofy, who would periodically pull down his trousers to expose a large boner with the word “HYUCK” printed on the side, and I immediately I knew that a. this was an actual, existing screen saver King had seen at some point in his life, and b. there’s a screen saver author out there with too much time on their hands.

[catchymemes]