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Well… they got me

Formerly sideblog-secretsx - aka the Scottish goblin who writes essays in the tags and has entirely too many thoughts about things

If you've stumbled across this account and are thinking "wait, I know this goblin..." then yes, hello, it's me again

Would massively appreciate any reblogs so I can find my mutuals and fellow cave-dwellers

Welcome to the Goblin Cave. Pull up a bean bag and prepare for an unreasonable amount of rambling

#*sighing the loudest sigh to ever be sighed*#frequent tags ->#goblinpics #…or something idk 🤷‍♀️#goblinposting #this or nothing #it’s yearning hours don’t look at me #distance will fuck you harder than any mutual #pretty please 🥺#i feel attacked #pic #gif #vid #art #anon ask #answered asks #pinned post

softbratxoxoxo

I have a gift for you!

*gives you the sloppiest head of your life*

#gives you the *best sloppiest head of your life #oh you had a long day? you’re feeling a little stressed? need some help relaxing? lemme help you with that #but also just - you look good today *rips pants off and swallows you down*#gotta give that double handed twist guak guak super spit soaked 3000 combo #spit bubbles and drool dripping down your shaft to your balls strands of spit connecting my mouth to your cock #sloppy and wet with heaving ragged breaths and swollen lips and your head thrown back and hips thrusting your cock down my throat

guzarnewala

I love it when someone makes it clear they’re into you

#gimme that direct shit because otherwise I cannot fucking tell #and it’s one thing to be attracted to my body - to make it clear you like that part of me #but when you tell me you like the mess of me - the too maniy thoughts and bad jokes and dorky comments and too many questions and facts #that shit makes me melt - I can’t handle it and idk how to reply or deal with it - but I love it

nihilismio

#p l e a s e #grab my jaw and force me to watch in the mirror as you ruin me #pic

kara-is-a-cutie

MEN DESERVE INNER THIGH KISSES TOO.

#gotta get settled between his knees and press kisses from the inside of his knee to his balls and up over his hips #kiss lick suck and bite your way up - leave him painted in bruises that’ll remind him of your worship for weeks #graze your teeth through his leg hair - lick his stretch marks - kiss the freckles/moles - suck bruises into the flex of muscle #guys thighs deserve a lot more appreciation!

m-itsukikoga

i love men that are submissive in a knight to their princess kinda way

#this this this #a knight in full armour who takes one look at me and goes from ‘I have slain dragons’ to ‘🥺 I picked you this flower’#someone big enough to carry me without trying and strong enough to be genuinely dangerous - who chooses gentleness every single time #who melts into my arms - kneels to kiss my hand - treats me like something precious #and reserves all that terrifying strength for protecting me rather than impressing me #someone hard and aloof to the rest of the world who melts into something soft and sweet with me #⚔️

yeesiine

The moment you say you don’t want a relationship the sweetest person comes into your life.

#I don’t want a relationship I don’t want a relationship I don’t want a relationship

fatefuly

#i have a mighty need #slip a hand round my neck - cup my face - and drag me in for a kiss that’ll steal my breath #I need a kiss 🥺 … or a billion #gif

longhaired-cat

Fucking against a tree would fix me....

#it’s forest sex friday #make sure to take that nature loving person you like out into the woods and fuck them #against a tree with their nails digging into the bark - on a soft bed of moss with their legs wrapped round your hips #over a boulder to leave them scratched and bruised and marked up for days #in the mud because you’re overcome with something wild and primal and feral

dominant-dominion

Tie HIM down and blindfold HIM.

Jerk him off with lube and watch him squirm and beg for your pussy.

#men deserve to be held down and stroked through multiple orgasms until they can’t take it anymore #the wet sounds of your hand working over him - the way his muscles bunch and strain against the ropes #his thighs flexing trying to thrust into your hand or get away from it because he’s over sensitive and tender #murmuring praise in his ear as you kiss up his neck and across his shoulders #telling him how good he looks like this - all wet and desperate and needy #those pretty little pathetic whines and cries when you keep stroking him after he’s cum #and his cocks throbbing and so hot and hard and flushed it looks almost painful as you milk him for everything hes got #taking out the vibrator when he’s absolutely certain he cant cum anymore - hes got nothing left #and working the vibrations from balls to tip until hes hunching and sobbing and gasping because it’s too much too much #but he still manages to cum for you because he’s such a good boy #and hes trembling and panting and coated in sweat and his skins red from the ropes and the exertion #and hes just starting to calm down and catch his breath when you wrap your hand around him again #because we’re not done yet silly - I think youve still got one more left in you #…or something idk 🤷‍♀️#(but also - noise cancelling headphones - would that be a thing? with a pantie gag? or would that be edging into actual torture?)

sickland

#this or nothing

seenfromadistance-deactivated20

everyone has AT LEAST one tumblr crush they’d fuck so hard that the U.S. Geological Survey would issue an earthquake warning AND IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T YOU’RE A FRAUD!

#meeting my tumblr crush would be a federally recognised seismic event #the earthquake warning would just read ‘those two finally met’#I'd like to apologise to seismologists for the paperwork #distance will fuck you harder than any mutual

Ankylosaurus, what's yours

-🦖

oh fuck dude… okay today it's a three way cage match between Parasaurolophus, Spinosaurus, and the OG Velociraptor - please dont make me choose!

#tomorrow I'll probably wake up convinced it's something else #because dinosaurs are the coolest things to have ever existed!#how dare you make me choose between my children - asking me to betray literally thousands of magnificent big/little guys #I do love my feathery murder turkeys though - I’m an advocate for chaos!#fun fact: before the dinos earth was overrun by *giant* insects because our atmospheric oxygen was much larger than it is today #because there was more oxygen it moved into their bodies more easily and they grew enormous!#then dinos and birds happened and volcanic eruptions so they got smaller to survive #but something about massive insects would be more unsettling to me than the dinos #like I know you can’t reason with a wild animal/dino but I feel like you have more chance of convincing them not to eat you #than you would with a bus sized millipede #anon ask #🦖

analwhhoore

my love language is making you cum with my mouth

#it’s one of my love languages and you should come here and let me show you #the girl with the oral fixation is once again requesting that you put your cock in her mouth #or really any part of you #gotta kiss/suck/lick/bite everywhere #if there was a way for me to suck your tongue/nipples/fingers/tummy/hips/cock/balls at the same time believe me I would #look there is something so intimate and rewarding about making someone cum with your mouth #I would spend an eternity worshiping you with lips teeth and tongue

nolosses

nothing wrong with holding on to your woman’s panties. it’s actually good luck.

#such an elite combo of hot and romantic when your man keeps your panties #(bonus if hes just made you ruin them and hes keeping it as a keepsake for later)#keeping my panties like a lucky charm? man youre about to get lucky

mizuform

bouncing on it stupid and dorky style

#like I'm trying to set a new personal best on a pogo stick #or a space hopper? less seductive more ‘boing boing boing’ with Looney Tunes sound effects #bouncing on him stupid and dorky style (zero aura maximum enthusiasm)#the goal is to make him laugh and cum #or roll his eyes in an exasperated ‘youre such a dork’ way before they roll back #✨nerds/dorks/weirdos✨

hoeyberg

If I’m a good girl do I get to watch you while you jerk off?

#pretty please 🥺#if I’m not there to help in person at least let me virtually kneel at your feet and watch you #makes my brain drip down my thighs

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