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offshoreoilrig

catcrumb

xtec

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

urmumsbriskit

Am I missing extremely important context

xtec

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

goblin-slime

I dunno how relatable this is but infinite and endless pain of the soul and form. It feels like it never ends, fraying the nerves and the tendons, the pain is complete and total, I never have a moment of release and I beg God every moment to grant mercy and it never comes. Despite this all, I persist and every second is extreme regret, I truly desire a total end of pain, preferably delivered via high caliber pistol to the back of my skull.

goblin-slime

My friends would understand this from me whinging as "c'est la vie." But I beg anyone, please. End me

I dunno how relatable this is but infinite and endless pain of the soul and form. It feels like it never ends, fraying the nerves and the tendons, the pain is complete and total, I never have a moment of release and I beg God every moment to grant mercy and it never comes. Despite this all, I persist and every second is extreme regret, I truly desire a total end of pain, preferably delivered via high caliber pistol to the back of my skull.

erodingsinner

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

isuggestgetfatter

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

#IQ is my big fucking thing.#it means nothing #it was invented to find which children in 19th century Parisian schools were struggling with the curriculum and that is all it is good for.

erodingsinner

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

isuggestgetfatter

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

lohboh

"pjackk" was an experiment to synthesize the world's first "ethical lolcow" conducted by a team of researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology

lohboh

cottoncandylesbo

(scrolling my dash) trite. trite. trite. contrived. foppish. shameful. oh, a disgusting embellishment from one of my decrepit mutuals. to be cordial i will re-blogge it. JEFFREY! (a butler-type creature who is as tall as my knee and incredibly ghoulish skitters into the room from a crack in the wall) be a dear and block this fool for me would you? (jeffrey pulls out a rusted dagger from behind its back and licks it) thank you. begone. (jeffrey scuttles out of the door and into the road where it is immediately struck by a semi truck at 80 mph)

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comicgeekscomicgeek

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

sea--burn

continuing to protagonistmaxx

sea--burn

somewhat compelled by this statement

cannibalchicken

tlwebb

maykitz

whenever christians pat themselves on the back for their charity i'm reminded of that clip i saw where a sobbing little boy spoke to pope francis and asked if his late father was in hell now for being atheist, and the pope addressed the crowd with some sort of non-answer ("does god abandon his children? no.") and half the comment section was so in awe at his benevolence. wow, after religious teachings traumatised this bereaved child, trampled his psyche and exacerbated his loss by making him believe that his father that he will have to grow up without went on to being made to suffer for all eternity and is being tortured as we speak, the pope had the unimagineable kindness in him to vaguely walk it back a little bit in the face of a little boy's tears. truly an awe inspiring source of drip-fed charity as long as nobody asks why so many recipients around the world came to be in need of charity in the first place. well, and the other half of the comment section was angrily attacking the pope as a false prophet for not telling the kid that yes your dad is being tormented in hellfire rn because the bible is pretty clear on that. and i mean, afaik, it is.

Every single complaint I have about bloodlines 2 would be quashed if only they actually developed their characters in side quests. I fight Benny and he's just some guy, Ysabella is just some woman. It could've genuinely worked so much better if there were side quests exploring them first.

#bl2 #vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2