They actually gave me a lisence

To be a therapist and bored is a dangerous thing

[goblin-therapist]

I want to be a goblin, not for any important thing, but i think it would be funny if all of a sudden people's counselor was just a little green dude. I'd still dress up all professional like, maybe even smoke a pipe. But I feel like I could get away with more out of pocket shit

[goblin-therapist]

I feel like getting a lobotomy tattoo, but im not sure what messages that would give to my clients

[goblin-therapist]

I should get a cave, that way I can emerge like the wise goblin of the cave, to discuss feelings while eating assorted fungi

[bitchlessbillie]

Therapists are really just hookers but for feelings

[goblin-therapist]

Does that mean you think we're pretty like one too?????

[goblin-therapist]

I should start wearing shoelifts of various sizes. Like, not by a lot, but just enough to confuse people so they don't know how tall I really am

[jukebug3]

juke made cake from a box unsupervised

it was good, i didnt mess anything up or make a mess, this is just what i imagine juke getting into

feat. kitchen

[goblin-therapist]

I've never related to a goblin more in my life

[goblin-therapist]

I feel like theirs a gap in the market for a therapist, but like with a gimmick. What if I just have one of those tube men in my office, acting as a sound machine. It feels like the most ethical way to advertise too.

[thingofthemoment]

noisy

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[thingofthemoment]

squishy

(prompt list)

[goblin-therapist]

Other therapists sometimes have like little jars of candy in their room. I wonder if I should put like rocks. Not to eat but for the mouthfeel