Lifting RP

Lifting, DNA's, and other things I'd be to scared to actually do! EST. 06/2020. Saved: 750ish 🦊🐲🐌🌺Chester🍂🍁🐡🐻

[leolifter]

i shoplifted under obama, i shoplifted under trump AND I’LL SHOPLIFT UNDER BIDEN TOO GET FUCKED CAPITALISTS. 

[kleptomatt]

multiple 🧬s 𝄽 $ 603.17

sorry , i tried to make it look like the shoes were spinning

zâppôs 𝄽 8 / 22 𝄽 $ 206.81

♯ very easy refund over live chat , took less than like 10 minutes asking questions before offering a refund .

vîctôrîas sêcrêt 𝄽 8 / 25 𝄽 $ 211.33

♯ incredibly easy refund over live chat , no investigation w the shipping company . they did ask me like 100 times if i was sure they actually had not arrived lol .

zâppôs 𝄽 8 / 29 𝄽 $ 185.03

♯ used a different address and payment method , but for some reason this time they were insisting on reship . eventually i did get a refund but i had to ask twice .

[goblingrabs]

I haven't been able to make posts because I haven't lifted anything of note but I love keeping up with the community and seeing everyone's hauls sm.

so like shout out to my grocery hauls, my small hauls, my dollar store hauls, my luxury hauls, and every other kind of haul bc it makes me so happy knowing y'all got something of value without having to waste money on it

[7700outlawlifting]

[7700outlawlifting]

grocery shopping. crying upon seeing prices of stuff. estimated is ~260.

[lyft1ngburn3r]

Hello

I haven't been posting for awhile cuz of the whole liftblr thing happening I didn't wanna roleplay too much, but here's a haul from the past 2 weekends I hadn't got around to posting.

I wanted to roleplay this weekend more but great I started my period and I'm just getting over a cold aha. 😁 (Kill me)

idk the total of this. like 1300$ USD estimated.

The flyers wanted to come home with me could you blame them?

And god I love that jacket

Other stuff I got through the week is unpictured cuz i forgot lol

[7700outlawlifting]

the sh0//pl1ft/1n//g signs are killing me

[7700outlawlifting]

sorry for shitty pictures of this haul. I was in a rush and wasn't trying to get asked by a friend why I'm taking pictures of select items lol.

[kleptomatt]

01 / 06 / 23 𝄽 478.74 $

went to the mall yesterday :p its been a while since i last got clothes

♯ not pictured : ankle length button up gāp dress

[kleptomatt]

wish i had recorded more examples but i heavily recommend this magnet !

[kleptomatt]

for everyone who keeps asking what else it works in

[theleftrightss-deactivated20250]

some body concealing tips for those who need it!!

tight pieces of clothing are your best friend. me personally i get very tight shorts and put them under my big baggy shorts to conceal. when you need to conceal something you can just go to a blind spot and shove it down your pants. this can also be done with skirts on the top too!

speaking of skirts, have a long one? you can wear full on tights under there and have wayyyy more room to conceal items. do it from your ankle, your waistband, it doesn’t matter!!!

you can do the same thing with a waist trainer, but the difference is you will either shove up into it from your lower half or you can be bold and pull your shirt up then shove it into the top mega quick. you can hide the waist trainer under any baggy article of clothing. hoodies, shirts, whatever it is.

you can also get a pair of arm warmers and stuff stuff in there as long as it’s hidden by something baggier.

wearing huge af boots? put stuff in there too!!!!

i’m running out of ideas but you get the point. your body is an amazing tool for lifting, don’t be afraid to use it!

[kleptomatt]

20 / 06 / 23 𝄽 169.99 $ ( + tax )

đsẃ 🧬 was so easy it was honestly surprising , just had to talk to an agent over live chat and they brought up a refund in less than 10 minutes . also , please dont mind me not taking them out of the box for the picture they are for my sister lol ( its the 1460s )

[kleptomatt]

07 / 07 / 23 𝄽 170 $ ( + tax )

dr mārtēns pēb finally succeeded ! this took ages istg ,, over a week of emails , and was my first real īnvēstīgātīōn , but it really paid off they are sooooo cute .

i was shaking and sweating bullets when ūps called me , but literally a few hours later i got the email . yay !

[kleptomatt]

14 / 07 / 23 𝄽 458 $

lūlūlēmōn haul + quick ūltā run to restock stuff that was running low lol

the lūlūlēmōn tags are legitimately so annoying to crack . i had to shove in the hook like a million times each . luckily , the employees quote literally do not care about how many items you bring in .

if you plan on doing them, make sure you bring a cutter so you can slice the rfids , too .

[kleptomatt]

16 / 05 / 23 𝄽 802.98 $

what i managed to get away with from ūltā and sēphōrā . could have been so much higher if i didn't get sloppy on my last store :/

some of these things are for bōōsting ( a couple of which already sold ), and some were gifts for my family .

♯ not pictured : 1 drûnk êlêphânt mineral sunscreen , 2 ĥ&m sweat-shorts .

[lifterkuromi-deactivated2024081]

All alone haul🫡

[goblingrabs]

My boyfriend thought he was imparting wisdom when he said you can just leave the big items underneath your cart and not check them out, which isn't new news to me but I still think it's cute he's down with shoplifting

[sk11d]