the nefarious goblingoig strike againg

marina / 21 / transfem / i draw, i write, i despair / idk how many things will be tagged / multifandom ummm i like project moon and ummm umamusume anddddd kamen rider annnnnnd um pokemon and and and

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[pymq]

cringe dinner

[catboybiologist]

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

[catboybiologist]

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[doesanyoneknowifwehavedrtomorrow]

There is 15 tomorrows til June 24th, the release date of deltarune chapter 5!

We're so fucking back, found out bc my friend who watched the direct told me

[smieska]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I knelt down to kiss the elvish princesses ring, so that I may pull the gem out of the socket and replace it with a counterfeit using my considerable lingual dexterity you see, but I got distracted for reasons beyond my ken and spent too long holding the ring in my mouth and gasped a little as I pulled back and yeah a strand of spit bridged the gap between my lips and the gem, what of it. I saw a strange look on her face and freaked out and almost choked on the fake gem but spit it out without even gagging.

I've been taken in, they tell me the royal alchemist aims to uncover the source of the alleged "natural crystal formation," but the princess surely knows it was a fake; she surely felt my futile attempts to pry the gem from her ring, this must be some ploy to keep me under watch until they gather enough evidence to send me to the gallows. it's strange, but they left me to "wait" in her bedroom rather than clapping irons on my wrists and throwing me in a dungeon; I imagine it is a trick, to lower my guard.

I know not why, but she is presently lurking on the other side of a divider, throwing pieces of her outfit over the top. the silhouettes of her magnificent ears are just barely visible through the paper- by god that is a massive dagger under her belt... she must be preparing to kill me herself! I have to get the fuck out of here!!!

[segamascott]

[ziridotmidi]

[ziridotmidi]

waow..

[nyancrimew]

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true