Legally Classified As A Fucking Scoundrel

Goblin/Gobs • he/him • 25 • living rent free in your head since 1996

[goblinpaws]

I hate you

[twilight-zoned-out]

This isn’t a coincidence.

[10000draculas]

[kelcipher]

Goths in Un-gothly Places 5: An Amusement Park

[hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011]

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[sleepy-bebby]

[goblinpaws]

Oh to have a little bowl of soup

[straightboyfriend]

life tips

make yourself hard to kill

say fuck it we ball whenever something bad happens

if your therapist cant fix you you can make her worse

[sandmandaddy69]

[hugeconditions]

this horse is not an ally fuck this horse

[goblinpaws]

First of all, this is my friend. She’s a trans woman of color. The police in this photo were forcibly clearing the convention after it was over and being extremely aggressive. Fiona thought she was in trouble when they approached her, and when they asked for a photo, she complied.

Who are you to tell a marginalized trans person that they aren’t an ally because they were too afraid to say no to some cops who outnumbered her while she was in a fursuit that restricts her mobility and vision?

[hugeconditions]

i love tumblr

[goblinpaws]

You’re literally the poster child for terminally online tumblr crybabies but go off

[sandmandaddy69]

[hugeconditions]

this horse is not an ally fuck this horse

[goblinpaws]

First of all, this is my friend. She’s a trans woman of color. The police in this photo were forcibly clearing the convention after it was over and being extremely aggressive. Fiona thought she was in trouble when they approached her, and when they asked for a photo, she complied.

Who are you to tell a marginalized trans person that they aren’t an ally because they were too afraid to say no to some cops who outnumbered her while she was in a fursuit that restricts her mobility and vision?

[genderkoolaid]

I cannot stop fucking laughing at this take oh my god. im going to cry. i take it all back terfs are great they are comedic geniuses. rb if your penis has destroyed countless lives during human history

[girlmostlikely]

[dam1e]

do u think blorbos count as false idols

[dam1e]

Im immune to ghosts bc I just assume any spooky occurrence is my psychosis

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

[desinteresse]

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work