*sad flute music*

Carmen | Artistic GENIUS | TED talk no jutsu | 21

[thatswingfromnaruto]

Idol Sakura turned into a Perfect Blue homage but I’m not complaining

[suibokuga]

IS IT TOO LATE FOR A MERMAY POST 👀

[human-pet-they]

(mutual losing their mind voice) guys am i crazy or does bloodletting actually work 😭

[chama-018]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[velvetys]

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

[aheonynan]

random side characters sketches

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 504

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[capacity]

Who else literally does not talk

[iv3ysmermaidscales]

Oh my gosh this art is fucking angelic

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[segamascott]

*cums demurely*

[ieatslate]

[segamascott]

HIT THAT FOLLOW