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bluebirdmask

my discworld reading experience so far

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

hypokeimena

i love long distance / online friendship specifically. very much. like there are... patterns and ways that distance specifically creates bubbles of understanding and knowledge and intimacy... wanna be able to tell when you're on your way to work because you backread on your commute and i see you in my notifs. 2 of my friends put their feet in the opposite sides of the atlantic ocean on a phone call once. love getting people's flight numbers so i can see on the tracker that they're delayed on tarmac and text them to cheer em up. love a shared playlist love a spotify jam love streaming. getting a goodnight message while you're making lunch and knowing how time is passing for someone halfway around the world... love making dinner and getting ":V :V :V" reactions in the chat and having to figure out what dinner emoji to reply with. when you get to hear all the little things... you know? sometimes you are actually closer to someone when you are riding around in their pocket all day.

fluff-e-boy

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

fluff-e-boy

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

fluff-e-boy

Bad salesman

s-t-a-r-c-o

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

transgenderer

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

sufferingrelapsed

so embarrassing to like visual arts. "yeah, these are all my favorite shapes and colors", "i'm gonna pay money to go to the room where they display these shapes and colors", "i'm gonna 'buy' these shapes and colors so i can look at them later".

bakedbakermom

fuck terry pulling no punches in this one

puddingandp1

he did it!!

one-time-i-dreamt

Last night I dreamt that I watched all of LotR and everything was the same except Sauron was replaced by the penguins from Madagascar standing on top of Barad-Dur with a telescope and a sniper rifle.

johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

laterkiss

don't worry kitten daddy got it

laterkiss

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

picsthatmakeyougohmm

sparrownnax

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

mildmayfoxe

i've had this post muted basically since its inception because people are so annoying on posts like this but every once in a while i look through the tags and comments and i'm so proud of everyone who is saying stuff like "i recently managed to include a new vegetable in my diet" or "this mindset made me start practicing dental hygiene more often" or "i'm trying to walk more and i'm not doing it every day but i'm doing it" I'M PROUD OF YOU!! EVEN IF A POSITIVE CHANGE IS SMALL IT IS STILL POSITIVE! DOING SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME IS STILL DOING IT!!!!

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job