Greetings and Salutations

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[idhren]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[amuseoffyre]

The "Tell me about an uncomplicated man" is a merciless roast 😆

[digatisdi-deactivated20140324]

[nochte]

WHAT IS THIS

[comradecobalt]

The Fuccons - Wikipedia

Yoshimasa Ishibashi was inspired to create The Fuccons after seeing an advertisement where guests at a party had frozen facial expressions, recalling that they were “so fake they made [him] laugh.” Ishibashi opted to use mannequins because he did not want audiences to dismiss the series as a “TV parody” and because the series’ content would feel “too grotesque” if real actors were used. In addition, he did not want the actors’ personalities to influence how the characters were portrayed and wanted the characters to be “completely depersonalized.” Recreating a retro family setting similar to Bewitched, Ishibashi sourced the mannequins from a friend’s warehouse, which originated from Yoshichu Mannequin. He picked fair-skinned, blue-eyed mannequins because the Japanese-looking mannequins had facial expressions that seemed too serious. Before filming, the mannequins would be styled by Ishibashi’s make-up and hairstylist teams while he chose the outfits himself. He claimed that working with mannequins was “weird at first” but later decided that they were “not all that different from live actors.”

[clockybroad]

Yoo I love the Fuccons! I’ve seen the whole thing, including the original shorts from Vermillion Pleasure Night before they spun it off. Which btw is the same show to give us gems like this:

[projectorthus]

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

[catgirltitties]

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[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[lutheban]

How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

[brellstudiosart]

the obligatory trolley problem post

[rrcenic]

little wolf

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wowevenmoreloveonearth]

There’s a petition to ban smart glasses in the uk, if you live in the uk please sign!

Petition: Introduce an immediate ban on the sale and promotion of smart glasses

The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore usi

[gracerockyyes]

Think fast, you magnificent dumb-dumb

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[mainepdf]

criminal to keep this in the tags

[mo-mode]

*puts on tinfoil hat* Okay but The more I think of it, the more I think Mr D could totally pull it off

Dionysus is mainly the god of wine, insanity, and theatre, right? And yeah, Percy is underage, but you know what else he is? The physical embodiment of zero impulse control (insanity) and attitude (theatrics)

If anyone saw “father/son duo” Mr D and Percy from the outside, they wouldn’t bat an eye.

Camper 1: omg did you hear that new guy is Mr D’s kid?

Camper 2: Makes sense. He was crazy to take on a Minotaur himself. Of course his dad’s a maniac too

Smash cut to Percy in the big house bribing Literal God Dionysus with a bottle of wine so he can get out of archery practice.

Imagine Mr D pretending to be a good dad so his “son” will keep giving him wine without tipping off Zeus. Imagine Percy taking complete advantage of it and making his “dad” play Monopoly with him so he can get the upper hand at his new camp.

Percy: You missed twelve years of my life, dad :/ The least you can do is hang out with me now, right now, when I’m supposed to be helping with chores, no correlation of course

Mr D: Ummm I don’t think I raised a lazy demigod, son :/ I’m a bit disappointed in you

Percy: You didn’t raise anyone. Do you want the pinot grigio or not?

Chiron and Grover are watching from the sidelines like it’s a tennis match, fully aware this is all a lie while their respective BFFs commit psychological warfare on one another. (At some point, both of them question if Percy and Mr D are actually related.)

BOTH secretly couldn’t give two shits about the other, BOTH accidentally grow fond of each other anyway. Mr D eventually sees him as a son, and Percy eventually accepts him as a weird father/uncle figure even after he learns the truth. Mr D pretends he’s sick of Percy but shows obvious favoritism just like with his other kids. Percy “hates” Mr D but secretly gives him extra offerings when he looks tired on some days. Poseidon is just in the background wondering wtf is happening

This AU has me in a chokehold okay??

[butchtoks]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower