Greetings and Salutations

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[emiliusthegreat]

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

[pileofknives]

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Every single time I see this I’m reminded of that husky that had never seen stairs before

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[stormesandshowers]

Whenever I see that gif my head just plays Nicki Minaj’s “Nuh, nuh, nuh, na-nuh-na-nuh-nuh Ah-huh di-duh, a-nuh-di-da-duh”

[mxtomituck]

Pigs still cannot fly confirmed

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

Fly high king, there's always a next year

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[siriusacer]

Rocky looks like a crab rangoon

[graphi-horse-time]

grace's outfit from chapter 18 of my fanfic :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[ohmystarrynight]

When I tell you I’ve been THINKING ABOUT THEM I HOPE YOU KNOW just how deep I’m in this hole

They’re so so so so married I wuv them :’]

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[kill4ill]

chelsea gets me

[carnivore-cannible]

You can imagine my sadness when i went on the great archive of our own only to find 2 fics with this pairing… (last time i checked)

1 BILLION likes and i draw them kissing

[tildexart]

on a mission to genderbend most rygos characters

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[siriusacer]

OCTOBER 2027…..

[egg-ify]

i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them

happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[diospore]

[magical-awesome-kid]

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

[noellenescent]