Greetings and Salutations

[butchtoks]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[butch-bara]

[lcdlcdlcd]

if simon’s universe had the book, basically

next

update: IT HAS A FIC!!! courtesy of @keyairhero https://archiveofourown.org/works/88500511/chapters/234760106

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[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[raviolireptile]

He’s literally only 70 years old. That’s nothing!

Stills below the cut lol

[whalebacc]

[scifipinups]

Naomi Ackie Mickey 17 2025

[tinycrownpenguin]

I knew all the PHM fanart reminded me of something

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[emiliusthegreat]

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

[pileofknives]

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Every single time I see this I’m reminded of that husky that had never seen stairs before

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[stormesandshowers]

Whenever I see that gif my head just plays Nicki Minaj’s “Nuh, nuh, nuh, na-nuh-na-nuh-nuh Ah-huh di-duh, a-nuh-di-da-duh”

[mxtomituck]

Pigs still cannot fly confirmed

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

Fly high king, there's always a next year

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[siriusacer]

Rocky looks like a crab rangoon

[graphi-horse-time]

grace's outfit from chapter 18 of my fanfic :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops