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It is beyond the imaginations of anyone who has not already beheld its wonder.

I cannot say that the mortal tales of our fair city is very accurate, however. They have very odd misconceptions about my people.

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Yes, the Midgardians either misinterpret or exaggerate any tales that are not theirs.

There are too many tales in their "mythology" of us Asgardians that are not even true. Can you believe no one ever even mentioned my name in any of their books?

#namorpatriae #//that's because you're not actually a goddess Amora

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In February, the Daily Bugle reported an account of the Asgardian Avenger and king Thor taking an intergalactic feud to the streets of New York City which resulted in several alien casualties, and we have just received word that he’s back at it again. This time, though, the fight came a little closer to home.

Bystanders observed an Asgardian warrior identified by few as Sif Ulfricsdottir as she fought New York City resident and recent Nobel Prize winner Dr. Jane Foster for unknown reasons. The pair were seen grappling, falling from a nearby apartment building before landing on the street below. Witnesses report that Foster was not engaging in the fight, but rather trying to get away before collapsing, after which point her husband joined the fray. Thor used his powers of the storm to fight off the other Asgardian. A fourth, unidentified individual arrived to protect Dr. Foster as emergency personnel arrived.

While the fight was rather self-contained, the result included car damages, traffic hold ups, destruction of public park property, private damages to the apartment building, suspected to be Foster’s own residence, and littering-

Yes, Thor’s hammer has been left at the scene once more. But notably, witnesses describe it dropping out of his grip by its own accord. Previously, Thor sustained injuries that resulted in his leaving the hammer behind, but this time it seems even Mjolnir is tired of the fighting. What does this mean for this royal Avenger?

As we understand the legend, the hammer can only be wielded by someone worthy enough. So has this fight proven that Thor Odinson is no longer worthy to protect our city? All signs point to yes, and the hammer sealed the deal.

Asgardian authorities arrived at the scene to take the brawlers back to the floating city in the sky, leaving the hammer and many confused onlookers who would prefer this type of fight doesn’t become a regularly scheduled occurrence. Perhaps someone new will come along and take on the heroic mantle, but for now, the city has one fewer Avenger and wants to keep it that way. Police are considering installing surveillance around the hammer, which is sure to be a point of interest if people aren’t fatigued by how often it has brought destruction to the city.

As MC Hammer says, Thor, you can’t touch this.

UPDATE: While Jane Foster could not be reached for comment, she has been receiving medical attention since the incident and is in stable condition.

No Asgardians could be reached for comment. As always, the Daily Bugle will keep you informed as any more news breaks.

goddessamora

what's your favourite kind of jewlery? do you prefer circlets or tiaras?

A tiara because I deserve to be a queen not some noble princess.

#Anonymous #Questions

oculusaurea

I am no mere mortal.

I know little of your Asgard, my lady Amora, but I know this: The throne I hold is in Atlantis, a jewel in the crown of the sea, so exquisite it compares to even your beauty.

goddessamora

Ah, I have read of such kingdom in the mortals’ books. I never knew it was real, it is interesting.

I assume then it must be phenomenal.

#namorpatriae

oculusaurea

I do have an empty throne, yes- But let’s start with a name. I’m Namor.

goddessamora

Namor, that is a strange name for a mortal.

My name is Amora. Pray tell, if you say you have a throne is your kingdom a worthy opponent to Asgard?

#namorpatriae

ladiessource

“I seem to be stuck in the ‘60s, and my favorite music, cars, and women’s fashion come from that era. And the sense of social rebellion. It was a good time for a lot of things.”

#vanity

oculusaurea

Imagining you in a crown.

goddessamora

I would look good in one, yes.

Are you offering?

#namorpatriae

You have been staring at me far too long.

What are you doing?

#fao: open

lionheartedladysif

[Sif was increasingly frustrated with how pedestrian these mortals in the city were. How were they so content with their boring lives? At least some knew how to have fun. Like the ones in the bar she’d been brawling in before a black-haired woman in a leather jacket threw her out with surprising force for a human.]

[She was not satisfied in her drinking and fighting, and wanted something more for the evening’s entertainment. Someone who knew how to act like an Asgardian. Besides Thor and Loki, she knew of one other, who wasn’t exactly a warrior in the least, but she could always count on her foe for a fight.]

[Using her sword, she tore open a portal and arrived at the residence of one-]

Amora.

Knock knock.

goddessamora

[ Amora was enjoying her evening resting on her bed and having some of her favorite mortal delicatessens- chocolates filled with raspberry and strawberry jelly. She wasn't wearing anything other than a robe for the night before she had brought a couple home and slept with them both, something she hadn't done in a while. She obviously needed to relieve the stress or at least stop thinking about Thor and what had happened lately.

As she was about to put one of the delicious chocolates in her mouth she heard Sif's voice coming from the living room. Shit. She got off of the bed and tightened her robe better, walking to where the voice came from. ]

What the fuck are you doing here?

Do you not know it is impolite to break into someone's home?

#lionheartedladysif