Goddess Blair

Daughter of Zeus and Hera (yes, *the* Zeus and Hera), lover of froyo, critical of humans. Follow for Blair's thoughts on humanity and updates on her journey to fit into human society. And besides, it doesn't hurt to be in the favor of a goddess! #SaveBlair

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HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

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THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

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Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

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2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

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if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

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HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

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#SaveBlair icons!

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Humans Are Gross

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#SaveBlair

Hey everyone! You may have seen our video today but if not, go check out our crowdfunding page for all the details.

We’re trying to get Blair back to Olympus, so we’re rolling out a brand new initiative to get people talking about her! 

Have you ever thought, “I hate people. I wish I could just sit around eating froyo and never see another person again”? You’re not alone! Blair is the goddess for you. She thinks this sort of thing daily. 

So you were trying to study in the library but someone wouldn’t stop blaring their music so loudly that you could hear it through their headphones? Blair hates that person too. 

Maybe you’re a cashier and the customer blamed you for a price that you definitely did not set? Blair’s wrath upon them. 

Or those two people who won’t stop making out in front of you while you’re clearly just trying to live your life? Blair would vaporize them on the spot.

What’s the point of all this? Well, we’re starting a new hashtag: #SaveBlair

How can you get involved? Next time something happens that makes you question why you bother with humanity, tweet about it using #saveblair or tag your post on tumblr with “save blair”. You’ll feel better knowing there’s a goddess on your side, and it’ll get more people talking about Blair!

Example: “just saw someone leave all their trash on the table even though they were two feet from the trashcan. #saveblair” “ugh why can’t i just stay inside watching netflix, i don’t want to talk to people #saveblair”

Essentially, “Save Blair from these humans and the ridiculous things they do.” The goal is to turn #saveblair into a household phrase.

We’ll be reblogging/retweeting from here and @GoddessBlair on twitter so get going and remember, whenever you don’t want to deal with people, neither does Blair!

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Every single "Which Greek god are you" Quiz

"How would you describe yourself?"

1. I like lightning pew pew

2. I love to swim and drink water

3. Death I am the shadows of the night

4. I like archery and the sun

5. I like archery and the moon

6. I am very wise and enjoy weapons

7. VIOLENCE BLOOD WAR YEAHHH

8. I like wheat and plants

9. I like to boss people around

10. Looooveee! Love love loooovveeee!

11. I like fire and building stuff

12. I'm an alcoholic

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“he had a body like a greek god”

which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull

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To all my female followers, don’t let yourself be small today. Look him in the eye. Talk back. Walk confidently. Be unapologetic. Speak your mind. You’re all goddesses.

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“you’re not goddesses. you’re still humans. please stop” -blair

got her to agree that this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t walk confidently and speak your mind! -zoe

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Pizzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Meet Blair

Being the daughter of Zeus and Hera, the king and queen of the gods, Blair is essentially the princess of Olympus. And you would know immediately upon meeting her; it’s hard to overlook her regal attitude. 

Blair isn’t very fond of Earth or humans, but she does love human food. Her favorite food is frozen yogurt. She tends to load her cup with as many flavors and toppings as possible. But when froyo is unavailable, she settles for a variety of other snacks. Just recently, pizza received her seal of approval.

Blair has many, many half siblings, but only a few full siblings, all of which are older than her. Notable examples include Ares, god of war, and Hephaestus, the blacksmith of the gods. Blair gets along best with her sister Eris, goddess of chaos, though they are not incredibly close. 

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Welcome to the official tumblr for Goddess Blair, Princess of Olympus! Having been banished to Earth by her father, Zeus, Blair is now searching for human followers- and what better way to gain followers than through the internet? 

Follow this blog for updates on Blair’s adventures on Earth, reactions to humanity, and information on when you can meet Blair face-to-face!

And besides, you’ll be in her favor when she inevitably returns to power. ;)

Stay tuned for more updates coming soon! 

-Zoe, the human intern (what, did you think a powerful goddess would deign to run her own blog?)