Sexually Immoral

I'm Liam, 18, I blog stuff, nothing more specific than that really. Just. Stuff. Ask is always open if you need it!

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

[notafter]

horatio: norway wants to march their army through denmark

hamlet: what's that prince's name again?

horatio: fortinbras

hamlet: fourteen bras? that's like

hamlet:

hamlet: twenty-eight titties

[charleydriftwood]

Projected Timeline of Global Warming

2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim

2250: My world’s on fire

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[bluedogeyes]

Classic Zeus by Brandon B.

Artist website / twitter / tumblr

[sansgod]

when your final grades haven’t been released yet and you kinda stressed but it’s almost christmas

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[vix-en]

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

[whatsdifferentincanada]

Metric vs. Imperial

[tatehorror]

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

[notafter]

Me: *calls u a nerd*

Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

[conradtao]

this is one of the many reasons i love having a toy piano

[schrodingermania-blog]

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

[grandenchanterfiona]

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[sandandglass]

[plasticcflower]

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

[nejnottoday]

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’