Brilliant In Theory, Disastrous In Execution

| MC | 22 | she/her |

[mr-dilliams]

List of Desires for DA4

1. Good hair

[bottleshark]

Those who can tap into the raw energy of the Fade and block the whispering temptations of demons are truly exceptional.

[lavellit]

dragon age origins and inquisition: shit’s fucked up and you fix it

dragon age 2: shit’s fucked up and you and your friends make it even worse

[aracton]

[clubsdeuce]

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

[clubsdeuce]

update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge 

she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is

[chandalftheblue]

she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well

[friendlylocalgeek]

Animal Crossing New Leaf: Move to a small seaside town and accidentally become mayor

Animal Crossing New Horizons: Move to a deserted island and rebuild civilization from scratch

[soontobedeactivated12345]

when you’re finally getting the corgi pokemon you’ve wanted for years but you’re scared you won’t like its evolution(s)

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

I love the implication that since Isabelle left for Smash everybody else went feral on some abandoned island

[keybladesoras]

Nintendo E3 2019! 

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[seaymph]

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

[pugsarelub]

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

[conquerorwurm]

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

[taliasburns]

ladies of mcu

[ichorknight]

nobody:

tom nook:

[toastbutteregg]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

dragon ball z is so funny bc there rlly are no lessons no morals the characters constantly contradict them selves or their whole characterisation is ignored by the fans its all just pointless nonsense fun hiding under a fake “surpass ur limits !! nothing can stop u !!” vibe

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[catchymemes]

[writhe]

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