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ThAt IS nOT A HoUSe of My OWn. I Am My OWn EntiTy, I HAve my OWn ClAimS. TheY ReASonAbly CounT As my OWn BLooDlinE Due to TheIR RelATion to ME. I ShouLD hAvE my oWn HouSe.

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But House Paradox would treat you so nicely.

We really do want Zagreus for the Faction Paradox.

WhAt. ReaLLy? Why.

You are still inhabiting the body of what was at one point an incarnation of the Doctor yes?

I'm NOT ACtuAlly. I LEft That iN my UNIVErSe. IT's lIKely cOMAtoSe Right NOW. I HAd to ReBuiLD my OWn bODy From SCratCh.

Oh.

You can still join if you want.

I WaNT My OWn HouSe :(

... CoULd my CLAIms jOin As WelL.

Clalms?

YeS :))) ThE pEOplE I CLaim As MY OWn. I PUt FraGmENtS oF MYSElF in Them. ThaT makeS TheM ME. But Also NoT me. CAn ThEy Join? I WANt A SafE plaCe FOr Them.

I will have to consult Parliament.

@elizacousins @cousinilya

I wish to convene a session of Parliament to discuss this matter.

elizacousins

Sure. I'll text Morlock and let him know.

@godfather-morlock Justine's alive again and wants to call a session of Parliament.

godfather-morlock

Oh lovely, I'll stick the kettle on. Tell me when it starts.

So am I in the tooth indefinitely then?

Yeah lol

New plan, create a new production company and bid for the show. Obviously I will win and can fix this mess.

*looks over at her agents. They're all being incompetent and failing to put out a fire they started. They should not be trusted to bring back a TV show*

... You may as well try. Certainly not the worst person for the job

Thanks for the endorsement dear. I look forwards to writing you into many failures and losses.

What? Why failures? What have I done?

Oh nothing yet dear don’t you worry. But we’ve got to have something for plot don’t we? Gotta drive engagement from the fans.

*nods, indulging her insanity* exactly. So long as that plot doesn't involve you *plotting* any suspicious accidents or terrible misfortunes befalling me.

We wouldn’t get any engagement and nobody would watch it.

Hmph.

Can I get some spoilers?

Oh not to many dear, we’ve got to keep the viewers watching.

Just a hint? For an old friend?

Let’s just say, it will definitely produce content, wink.

Missy, come on. You can tell me. You have to tell me.

Have to? But darling that would be spoiling it!

This is real life! Why can't you grasp that it's real people you're messing with here, not just the outcome to a story? I know you don't care what happens to me, but, can't you at least grasp why what happens matters *to me*?

And why would you think you’re special enough to need to know this? Do you not think others would like to know what is happening in their future? A very fun and gruesome future I might add.

BECAUSE ITS ABOUT ME!! Rassilon's sake Missy, can't you understand what it would be like to be in my position, having an infamously murderous woman with seemingly metafictional knowledge tell me something horrible's about to happen to me? Can't you imagine wanting to know more?

You mean wouldn’t it be annoying if people kept reblogging your posts alluding to a future series the character you are ment to portray happens to be in and perhaps happens to have a prominent “arc” in? And yet they keep doing so despite you clearly being from pre that and therefore have no proper way to react without sounding out of character? And you just have to go along knowing something is going to happen and yet being unable to prevent it or even reference it due to the constraints of the format?

No I don’t have the faintest clue what that must feel like dear, try again.

I... Yes, I suppose I do mean that. But then, can't you empathise? You know the annoyance firsthand!

Empathise? People will think I’ve gone soft!