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“Aren’t you the family that have the Initial Jumpers?”
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“I’m not getting my family name tags.”
“Aren’t you the family that have the Initial Jumpers?”
“It has gotten to the point where the only way I can work out who’s related to me is by the colour of their hair - and if they’re running around causing complete havoc.”
“Well, surely you should get them name tags, then.”
“Why in the holy fuck are you screaming? Shut up!” she screamed as loud as she could. “Some of us, are trying to run a shop here!”
“It’s not me, blame this...thing.” Nico nodded to Ceberus as it was fighting with itself. “It’s not my fault. So deal with it.”
“Unfortunately I cannot magic it all better. You’ll have to wait, but in the meantime, at least try to enjoy yourself. This is the opportunity of a lifetime, and could be your last chance to see life from behind feminine eyes! Have some fun! Go shopping, try to give yourself a make-over! Learn about pleasing women! Can you promise me you’ll do something besides sitting here and moping?”
Nico gave her an unamused look and let out a huff. “One, I am extremely gay so learning how to please women isn’t really something I care for. Besides, not all girls want to have make-overs or go shopping so I’m not here for your gender-stereotypes, either. Why did I ever sleep with you?”
“No, unfortunately I cannot take the credit. I Not even I, Teddy The Great, can just give everyone in a mile radius an immediate sex change.”
“Well I, Nico di Angelo, do not have time for this so can you magic it all better or somethin’? I don’t like bein’ me as a boy, let alone as a girl.”
“Where are my boobs?!”
“You can have mine if you want.”
“Makeup is fun…And my hair is super long…. I like this.”
“You scare me...even when you’re tinier than me.”
“Check it out! I’ve got boobs!”
“I bet this is somehow your fault, Teddy. Did you do something with your magic wand or whatever? This is why you don’t mes with shit.”
It’s uncomfortable, that’s sure. Stray, yes. You can tell by his appearance… You wanna help me wash him?
How do you wash them? I’ve never had a pet before, okay? I can’t even look after myself, let alone this fluffy pig.
“It’s a dog and he’s cute, don’t disrespect him.”
“Funnily enough, I don’t care.”
“As am I! He’s a stray, he’s just dirty, leave him alone.”
It’s gross. Wait, a stray? That’s...sad.
“Do you always walk into bedrooms where a boy who’s now a girl is changing?”
I wouldn’t know, seeing as I’ve only ever done this until now.”
“So, yeah. This happened, can this week get any weirder?”
“Don’t ask, it’ll happen if you ask.”
“Hey, no need to insult the poor dog.”
“I look like a girl and this dog is gross.”
“Can someone -- What even is this? It looks more like a pig than a dog. Get it off of me.”
“Do you guys think Peter would mind if I stitched his hand a bit?”
“...What the fuck?”
“This must be it. I went through my door, right? I’m dead so this is it. Moving on. I-I… I’m scared.”
“You aren’t dead. I know dead. I can bring people from death. You aren’t it. Why’re you scared?”