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[mockwa]

[phlyhigh]

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

[batz]

[vintagegeekculture]

It is called "Gay School Bus" as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)

[valtsv]

from the down with cis bus and friends collection

[setforstars]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

False

[sevenspires]

funniest part about this is i dont know which category youre trying to add him to

[ankle-beez]

No commercial has yet to top this

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[afeelgoodblog]

Eye of the beholder

[pocula-blog]

[chadwicc]

[catgirltitties]

tumblr user chadwicc predicting the worst part of 2021

[logarto]

can you send me joker memes?

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[memewhore]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[twitterlols]

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[plsfeelmyanus]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[earthdad]

don’t let him drink that

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[flootzavut]

Okay that table is a work of art

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[yourdreamscantlast]

@whateverthepoodle