Bored and Bitchy.

21. 206. supreme.

[cerolinda]

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

[cerolinda]

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

[cerolinda]

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

[kiryma]

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

[cerolinda]

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

[cerolinda]

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

[spinyax]

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

[cerolinda]

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

[cerolinda]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

[cerolinda]

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

[cerolinda]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[superhotnakedguys]

[bitchystudenthideoutsoftrickkonc]

Men, More here

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[bigromance]

Get you a party this lit

[bogfox]

I know this is a standard party but I can’t help but bring my 

[bigromance]

It is approved, I also present this roster update.

[umbral-fantome]

That Paladin fashion gets a 10/10 from me

[ithelpstodream]

[godofdabooty]

yo forehead wrinkly ass u look like u 56

Better 56 than a lil fuckin boy

[kaliskadyami-deactivated2018082]

[hurrrrr-ima-horse]

if a kid falls, and looks at you, smile at him. he’ll think he did something funny instead and be totally ok. i’ve done this over and over.

[godofdabooty]

Stiles: Why haven't I seen it?

Malia: Why do you wanna see it?

Stiles: He's my best friend!

Malia: Again, why do you wanna see it?

Stiles: What if Scott has an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all the remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and I'm saying: "Sorry, I can't help you, because, no, I haven't seen his penis", and boom, he's buried in a mass grave.

Malia: Again, why do you wanna see it?

[tootickie]

ok what if there were nightclubs that instead of being dark and full of techno music were warmly lit and played classical music and everyone came dressed really nice and ballroom danced

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

@instarection

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[lejacquelope]

One of the world’s most indisputable truths: mainstream Feminists never protest or even care about women who get away with abuse or rape, nor do Conservatives give a single fuck about white cop killers or terrorists.

Both movements use their perspective boogeyman issues for nothing more than political points.

And to all the “false equivalency” bullshitters out there, yes, it’s true, the Right is worse because they hate more people than mainstream feminists do. It doesn’t make the mainstream feminist movement in any way acceptable.

[feministism]

[atheism-populism-egalitarianism]

whoever made that argument is dumb as shit. Like I get if you don’t want taxes to fund abortion, that makes sense (except in the case of a necessary abortion like the mom will die if she gives birth or if it was a young child who was raped (statitorily or otherwise) or something like that should be funded with taxes in the event we have universal tax funded healthcare one day) but comparing breast cancer to abortion in the way they did was completely asinine.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via apezdispenser)

[professorminervamcgonagall]

OH NO

[atheism-populism-egalitarianism]

I feel like both are true.

Red left to right “you don’t matter give up” would be true in the sense that if you’re trying to find ultimate meaning to your existence you should give up and stop because in the grand scheme of things, overall, compared to the cosmic universe you do not matter.

Read up and down “Don’t give up you matter” would be true in the sense that if you’re depressed and want to kill yourself when it comes to the people you care about and who care about you, you do matter so don’t give up.

Just because you don’t matter to the universe doesn’t mean that stuff can’t matter to you.

[sixpenceee]

A German scientist recently discovered what is possibly the most beautiful crayfish in the world – Cherax pulcher. This little freshwater cousin of the shrimp and lobster, native to Indonesia, has a vividly colorful shell that looks like a cosmic nebula or a tropical sunset. (Source)

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[d00pliss-deactivated20171011]

[iverbz]

That is some pretty fair logic