Incorrect Stalia Quotes

Quotes said by Malia, Stiles and the rest of the pack over the years!

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Melissa: Hello, people who do not live here.

Stiles: Hey!

Malia: Hi!

Melissa: Scott gave you the key for emergencies.

Stiles: We were out of Doritos.

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Malia: *walks up and kisses Stiles*

Malia: Hey.

Stiles: Hi, babe. How was your day?

Scott: Wait, I thought you said you weren’t her boyfriend?

Stiles: I’m not. Twelve year-old girls have boyfriends.

Stiles: I’m her man.

Malia: *Rolls her eyes and grabs Stiles hand*

Malia: Yeah, whatever. C'mon, boyfriend.

Stiles: Yes, dear.

Scott: *stares after them as they go*

Scott: Huh, wonder when they’ll figure out that they’re married

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Stiles: You’re talking about murdering someone!

Malia: No, I’m not! I'm actually murdering someone.

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Malia: What are you doing?

Stiles: I’m trying to give you a big ol’ hug.

Malia: I thought you were attacking me.

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Stiles: I’m not needy!

Malia: Stiles, you’re the definition of needy.

Malia: Remember that one time you called me at three in the morning to make sure we were still a couple?

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Stiles: Do you love me?

Malia: Of cour--

Scott: YES!!!

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Malia: I love you so much!

Stiles: Oh I love you -- oh, you're talking to your pizza.

Malia, mouth full of pizza: Huh?

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Stiles: Hold the fuck up.

Malia: What? What's wrong?

Stiles: It's me. I'm the fuck up.

Malia: *eye roll*

Stiles: Hold me

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Incorrect Stalia Quotes

I know since the end of Teen Wolf, the fandom has been quieter than we were this time last year. However, it is almost a year since @lydiascoyote (Sam) and I launched @incorrectstaliaquotes , with @menyc1ty (Phoebe) joining two months down the line, and I want to take a second to talk about this. 

Incorrectstaliaquotes is one of the things I am most proud of; the support from the teen wolf fandom, the passion from both Sam and Phoebe. I know the page isn’t as active as before, but it is hard to run an active teen wolf blog now that teen wolf is over, however, the page is still up and there is a quote almost every week. I am proud of the page and extremely thankful for the two people who have made this year, this page and my overall enjoyment of Tumblr 100x better. Thank you, Sam and Phoebe. And Thank you to everyone who followed and supported.

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Stiles: Have a good day

Malia: Don't tell me what to do

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Malia, on the phone: I can't believe they think they're the cuter couple.

Stiles, on the phone: We'll show them.

Scott, on the phone: We're totally cuter!

Lydia, on the phone: Oh, yeah!

Stiles (wraps his arm around Scott:) You think you're cuter than us?

Malia (wraps her arm around Lydia:) Yep!

Stiles: No way!

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Malia [to the pack]: Alright everyone, I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. I have an announcement to make.

Malia: I'm gay.

Stiles: We know.

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Malia: People always ask me how I pronounce my name

Malia: Mar-lee-a or mah-lee-a

Malia: I always say the same thing.

Malia: How dare you speak to me.

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Stiles: I need you to be totally straight with me...

Malia: *nervous bisexual laughter*

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Malia: You're late.

Stiles: You're stunning.

Malia: ... You're forgiven.

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Stiles: So, making decisions isn’t necessarily my strong suit.

Malia: I know that. You once had a panic attack at a make your own sundae bar.

Stiles: There were too many toppings. And very early in the process you had to commit to a chocolate palette or a fruit palette, and if you couldn’t decide you’d end up with kiwi, Junior Mint, raisin and it just ruins everyone’s night.

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Stiles: (getting ready to leave) I gotta go.

Malia: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Stiles: Uh...(looks confused, he bends down and kisses Malia's forehead, he then runs out)

Malia: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?