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captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app
smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!
captain hook: what’s it called?
smee: um
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK
Good News of 2017
hi reblog this for a tiny doodle of a mystical creature based on ur blog in ur inbox
began a nuzlocke randomiser run on platinum! all going well
then i meet the kid trainer who says “i’m going to win with the MAGIKARP my dad gave me”
i say out loud to myself “it wont be a magikarp will it”
it wasnt
i think brie larson gets hotter the more men hate her
♕ Daenerys Targaryen Appreciation 2018 → Free Choice: an ideal series ending
After the War for the Dawn is won and the Iron Throne of Westeros is destroyed, Daenerys turns her sights to her ancestral home of Valyria. With her dragons and mighty army, she reclaims it and rids the land of the stone men. There, finally home, Daenerys rebuilds the former slave nation into a New Valyria, a freehold like of old, but now really, truly free. Under Queen Daenerys’ leadership, the dragons that roam the skies of Valyria no longer symbolize fear and oppression, but hope and freedom for all.
tfw you realize emilia clarke filmed GOT while fearing for her life and thinking she was dying from brain aneurysms but playing Dany made her strong and pushed her to have faith in herself and now at the end of the journey d&d have cobbled together a nonexistent, reductive and insulting “mad queen” storyline, aka “dany is wrong in the head” and emilia had to read THAT in the fucking script i just….wow WOW
Mithrandir, impart on me the duties of your quest and escape this realm whilst you still have the opportunity
if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.
if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF
find me on select water tiles on route 119, but be careful of altering random values between attempts lest I change position
so, here’s the thing. i’m literally so riled up right now so i’m gonna try and explain my thoughts on this as coherently as possible because the sheer violence against women in this show, and the way it handles mental illness, is literally so disgusting i don’t even know if it’s possible for me to cover all of it in a damn thesis let alone a tumblr post
the murder of missandei is so fucked on so many levels and all of it comes down to constantly excusing violence against women because THAT WAS THE WHOLE STUPID POINT
not only is she one of the few if not the ONLY woc on the whole show – but they killed her off for the sole purpose of excusing further violence against women!!!! they turned her into a plot device to make the few surviving female leads, specifically queens, killable!!!!
they killed missandei so that daenerys will have an excuse to “go mad”. they killed her so that, at the end of all of this wreck, daenerys will go mad and then a male character she loves can murder a woman who has been tortured, abused, and raped, and it’ll feel righteous. it had to be done. she was crazy.
they had cersei kill missandei so that, when the time comes, a male character – most likely the male character who raped her and the one she loves – can kill a woman who has been tortured, abused, and raped, and it’ll feel righteous. it had to be done. she was crazy.
they killed a soft, good, kind, female character of color to excuse the killing of two of the strongest female characters on the show because they were just so fucking crazy.
Game of Thrones 8x04 Spoiler Without Context:
game of thrones season 8 is GENUINELY the funniest thing on television because they stopped the apocalypse in episode 3 and everybody responded to that by going off the absolute fucking rails. every time somebody says “chose wisely” take a shot
watching 8x04 like
fuck everything and put sansa on the throne, she seems to be the only one apart from varys that has braincells in this entire kingdom
Why this episode makes no fucking sense
Sansa wasn’t being snarky when she said they should have waited to attack Kings Landing. She was being smart! What are these show writers doing? Why didn’t Dany listen to her? Dany is smart?? She should have stayed in Winterfell and sent ravens to Essos to call the Second Sons and the men she left there, while giving time for her men in Westeros to rest. Even Qyburn said it, her armies are battle weary and depleted! Daenerys left them in Essos for this reason did she not? Why did they let this happen, just for petty drama to ensue? Dany isn’t dumb, why are they making her choose bad choices? I’m done.