The Goat and Bear

[littlewhispersmokesigns]

sow without reaping tutorial

can i sow without reaping

why am i reaping what i sow reddit

is it normal to reap what you sow

[brigpirr]

I know this is a joke, but why would you want to sow and not reap? Do you really want to plant stuff and then never pick the stuff that grows from what you planted? Shouldn’t this be asking if you can reap without sowing? Like isn’t the point of this supposed to be that you’re getting the benefits of something without actually putting the work into it? So the searches should actually be:

reap without sowing tutorial

can i reap without sowing?

Do they not teach that one lesson in school about how to use a search engine properly anymore?

I feel ancient.

[brigpirr]

Ah yes, December 10th. The second anniversary of the last time I felt truly alive. 😭

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13 Nights of Halloween schedule, but it’s Twilight, Jennifer’s Body, and If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power on repeat until I pass out.

[brigpirr]

Was it a dream?

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Was it a dream?

[brigpirr]

The Twilight is strong with this one (complimentary).

[brigpirr]

She says

And my brain goes

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[brigpirr]

Simone Biles is my hero. Because:

Simone Biles faced immense pressure.

Simone Biles chose to protect her body from potentially severe injuries.

Simone Biles took control of the situation.

Simone Biles made an extremely difficult decision.

Simone Biles was not required to participate in any events so…

Simone Biles chose to say “no.”

[brigpirr]

Last Thursday I happened to turn on the TV when Supernatural was starting.

I don’t watch the show so I kept channel surfing, but I thought “Oh that show is ending soon. I hope these episodes make the fans happy.” Then I saw the memes and everyone freaking out and I felt so bad, like I caused it. So...I hope everyone is okay this week.

[brigpirr]

Is anyone else like, really bothered by the fact that Edward and Bella drag the microscope back and forth across the desk during biology?

I remember so much emphasis being placed on...not doing that in high school. If you did it, the teachers acted like you murdered someone or defiled the graves of their ancestors. Were my science teachers just weird?

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[ailurinae]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[brigpirr]

"What about second sex?"

Okay I'm dead now. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[tiny-little-bird]

So...

Jon almost lost his virginity to Ros, a redhead.

He then actually lost his virginity to Ygritte, a redhead.

And he was almost seduced by Melisandre, a redhead.

And now he goes around giving these looks to Sansa, a REDHEAD.

Can y'all smell it? Cause I sure as hell can smell the Jonsa Soup D&D have been cookin’ for 7 seasons.

[brigpirr]

I mean, you were close. You were definitely close.

[captainmarvall]

*arya sailing away on her big ship*

gendry baratheon:

[brigpirr]

Omg yes. Perfect. 10/10

[sobforsirius]

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

[madamairlock]

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

[ellisonavenue]

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

[brigpirr]

Harry Potter is stuck on Step 2.

[ladyaryaofstormsend2-deactivate]

Something else to add to the already long list of reasons why D&D are trash: the fact that we didn’t get a single interaction between Arya and Daenerys.

Unsurprisingly, the foreshadowing that exists in the books for them actually getting along was ignored in favour of the lacklustre show narrative that kept insisting everyone and their dog must hate Daenerys.

[brigpirr]

"Everyone and their dog." 🤣🤣🤣