Gods Are Creatures Of The Mind

"The one place Gods inarguably exist is in our minds where they are real beyond refute, in all their grandeur and monstrosity" - Alan Moore, From Hell

[ravenwarner]

More Friends at the Table art I hadn’t shared to tumblr yet. Who’s ready for that Mountain Party finale am I right? 

Anyway here’s another drawing of Fero Feritas:

[acecroft]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I have been waiting all of my life for a .gif set of this scene. This struck me so hard when I was younger.

[housewaifutoaster]

Seriously. I didn’t quite understand as a kid because I too thought she was still so beautiful.

It’s so sad how cruel and shallow this world can be, and the horrible psychological damage they can inflict on people who had so much confidence and still possess potential for greatness.

[marauders4evr]

Yet another example of how amazing this show was.

[jbk405]

What makes this even more powerful is that Paige Monroe (Calendar Girl) is voiced by Sela Ward, a real-life model and actress who was infamously turned out of the Hollywood system for being ‘too old’.  In 1995, even though she was a three years younger than Pierce Brosnan (then-Bond), she was turned down for a role in James Bond because "What we really want is Sela, but Sela ten years ago”.  In response she made a documentary, The Changing Face of Beauty, about American obsession with youth and its effect on women.  Then this episode came afterwards.

This wasn’t just a general message episode, this was a specific attack on the sexist Hollywod system by somebody who had been one of its victims.

[ampervadasz]

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

[wickernerd]

he ASCENDS

[coyote-696]

Constantine’s fuck off circle is truly a thing of beauty

[srsishere]

Just a little taste of what’s going on at my workplace right now. We have been fighting for a raise because a lot of people who work at Disney have to work 60+ hours a week just to get by. What was their response? “Ok, everyone gets a bonus. $1000. But not all at once. $500 now and $500 at the end of the year.” (in case some people get fired or quit, so they don’t have to pay the full amount to those people). Of course, we were like “No, that’s not what we said we wanted. We want a PERMANENT RAISE.” So Disney was like OK, fine, whoever is NOT part of the union fighting for a raise gets the $1000 bonus :) Meanwhile, we are still fighting for a raise…

[insomnova]

Disney: we vaguely implied that the villain's toady was into him! :D canon representation!!! :D :D :D

Marvel Studios (also Disney): we had a nameless extra ask about his husband :) you're welcome :)

PBS: The title character's elementary school teacher will get married to a man on-screen and all of his students will be there to support him, nbd.

[doctorslippery]

127551 views and 2809 votes on Imgur

So this is a cheat-sheet I’ve made for personal use to just have an overview over all the basic D&D rules. The first page covers most of the text rules. The color divides the sections more or less from one another.

The second page covers most of the important tables and stats, that you’ll probably need through the game. Hope you like it and find some use for this! Cheers.

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[whitlockienterprisespresents]

Some of those suspiciously mixed-looking Croatoan tribes-people were even still using the surnames of the Roanoke colonists! The degree to which ‘The Mystery of Roanoke’ is NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY MYSTERIOUS is fucking ridiculous! As an out-and-proud history fucker, I cannot tell you how mad I was when I decided to look into this ~super tantalising mystery~ only to find that it’s so dumb. It’s so dumb, guys.

[thisloveforyourmom]

some of them literally said “we are the descendants of the roanoke colonists”

[arcana-duderino]

This is just like Historians actively ignoring the homosexuality of famous men.

[decalexas]

I hope whoever wrote this got a bonus

[gebo4482]

Love, Death + Robots "Zima Blue" by Patricio Betteo

[pauliedraws]

Angus McDonald is one of the greatest characters ever conceived.

[hillopurkki]

My interior and cover projects from my Illustration for Animators class!

[aimf0324]

【SONIC:0504】

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

[thewordywarlock]

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

WHAT THE FUCK

[tredlocity]

I love how deceptively legit and professional the thumbnails for Griffin’s amiibo Corner are.

Nobody could ever expect the content they are about to receive from these videos.

[fsidnfso-deactivated20190103]

what is this

[voca-lee]

how dare you not actually include a link to the video. I went out of my way to find this and oh my geezum it does not disappoint.

[megatraven]

what the fuck

[wereralph]

PLEASE watch this if you’ve never seen it before with no context

[the-stray-liger]

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

[beefybluewerewolf]

[dracophile]

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

[aethersea]

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

[notorious-bdg]

the final colossus is capitalism

[captainfvcku]

WAIT WAIT WHAT? what is a credit union oh shit. let me find out.