Do it for the lulz

well, i mean, if you're gonna lick somebody's boot 💁🏾‍♀️

[zvaigzdelasas]

"republicans make things worse, democrats make worse normal"

[rui-cifer]

Post the ratchet image

[concentratedtea]

here u go

[miniangel]

[antimanifesto1973]

well that's convenient

[ruinsmami]

*in the back of a police car*

me: can you hand me the aux cord?

[captainfvcku]

you know maoists all have daddy issues bc maoism only exists bc of daddy issues lol

[captainfvcku]

"momma said if i don't make it then she still proud of me.

fuck that."

-kota the friend

[captainfvcku]

idk how many folks on here are interested in my poetry but if you are speak up, i started a patreon for it. more booklets otw. and if you don't want to/don't have money to support i can hook you up w special hidden tiers so lmk.

[captainfvcku]

the reason an earl can drop an (allegedly troll) album, these white folks mad af that he dropped. well. that. but even when trolling there is actuallly a shining meaning, even thematically linked to other albums. deadass it's quite an elegant fuck you. i mean i've been creative but damn. and bc of the OF days, self-proclaimed rap heads (white ppl) they would find a meaning even if meaning wasn't intentional. idk earl lol idfc to b quite frank. i just think it's elegantly petty, and i appreciate that.

[captainfvcku]

oh the point umm... earl sweatshirt is extremely skilled in lyrical craft

[captainfvcku]

the reason an earl can drop an (allegedly troll) album, these white folks mad af that he dropped. well. that. but even when trolling there is actuallly a shining meaning, even thematically linked to other albums. deadass it's quite an elegant fuck you. i mean i've been creative but damn. and bc of the OF days, self-proclaimed rap heads (white ppl) they would find a meaning even if meaning wasn't intentional. idk earl lol idfc to b quite frank. i just think it's elegantly petty, and i appreciate that.

[captainfvcku]

Every job I ever had I had to get on the first day

I find out how to pimp on the system

Two steps ahead of the manager

Getting over on the regular tax free money out of the register

And when I'm working late nights stocking boxes

I'm creeping their merchandise

And don't put me on dishes I'm dropping them bitches

And taking all day long to mop the kitchen shit

-Dead Prez, song title: hell yeah

[captainfvcku]

like how the fuck is this groups other song about black revolution just so permeated in culture that so many ppl know it just say "it's bigger than hip hop" when there's a whole narrative about slavery and mind control...ok whatever fuck it

[captainfvcku]

Every job I ever had I had to get on the first day

I find out how to pimp on the system

Two steps ahead of the manager

Getting over on the regular tax free money out of the register

And when I'm working late nights stocking boxes

I'm creeping their merchandise

And don't put me on dishes I'm dropping them bitches

And taking all day long to mop the kitchen shit

-Dead Prez, song title: hell yeah

[captainfvcku]

ladies, the fact that one of the most popular and recognizable songs from the 90's is a revolutionary anthem by a group of literal insurrectionary communists (hip hop x dead prez) while no one actually is hearing the lyrical content and the message is just a historical sign that white ppl were always gonna try to recouperate this shit.

[captainfvcku]

"how y'all let a conscious nigga go commercial while only making conscious albums"

-kendrick lamar

[captainfvcku]

ladies, the fact that one of the most popular and recognizable songs from the 90's is a revolutionary anthem by a group of literal insurrectionary communists (hip hop x dead prez) while no one actually is hearing the lyrical content and the message is just a historical sign that white ppl were always gonna try to recouperate this shit.

[captainfvcku]

if the sky is falling you prolly want a longboard.

if holes are appearing in the ground you prolly want a skateboard.

nuff said

[mioxenoblade]

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

[captainfvcku]

i just watched a stand up that was rather mediocre but i did like his final proposition:

"if nobody likes it here how about we just all leave, go home to wherever your family's from. that's what you do when you get divorced right? go to your parents house, live there, sleep on the couch, eat ice cream, cry. so you know go back to ireland or whatever the fuck, right? except for the native americans bc where will they go? this is their parents house. and you know they'll be sittin there for a while, maybe a mcdonald's bag will float by. and they'll turn to one another and go: was that the peyote? or was that just a really bad 400 year dream i had called 'america'"

[veryfunnymemes]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[captainfvcku]

what's that f word? starts with surveillance, ends in genocide. can't put my finger on it.