You're A Little Shit

мαуα. gαу α'f. ℓσѕ αиgєℓєѕ.

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[randomfandomteacher]

[buzzfeeduk]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lesbianpeachs]

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

[lesbianpeachs]

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

[lonelylina]

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

luke skywalker in tlj: once i overcome my depression and astral project myself across the galaxy it’s over for you hoes

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[violetclowns]

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

[godsrectum]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

[maxiepoo-archive-deactivated202]

when people try to get me to socialize

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I don’t know how to make friends offline

[institute-for-thermal-research]

The first draft of this post was “how do I make friends in the prime material plane” which should indicate why I have trouble making friends

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense to polyamorous folks cus i know it works for some people but like every time i see somebody talk about how monogamous relationships are old fashioned and open relationships are the wave of the future im just like

[zanetbh-deactivated20181123]

Tbh this is full offense to poly people. Have fun sleeping with the same person for the rest of your life!

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

i will!! thanks!!

[twitterlols]

[babyanimalgifs]

Cats don’t always make the best dogs

[virgo-79]

What do you mean; he did great.

[weloveshortvideos]

Christmas decorating is so hard

[oryeo]

💀

[cheese24k]

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

[gryffindors-keeper]

“i demand to be loved”

[dannybrito]

omg the sound it made coming down the stairs

[princesstigerbelle]

This video makes me so happy

[meme-mother-deactivated20180327]

*coming down the stairs* m Ah Ah Ah Ah Aw

[aurorastardust13]

Such a sweet kitty!

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”