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GOFFARD Interprises is a large-scale manufacturing company. With generations of experience, we have built a reputation for quality, innovation, and a commitment to giving our customers high quality products with our state-of-the-art facilities!

* Assume all posts are written by a social media manager unless stated otherwise.

◇ Welcome! This is a roleplay account centered around Mr. Goffard, Derek Goffard's father from The Price Of Flesh. It is ran by @munsmacedjaw. If you have any questions you'd like answered OOC or want to see art, feel free to head over to Mun's account :)

Background Information

💼 This account will follow the Central Time (CT) timezone!

💲 While the account is ran by a (fictional) social media manager, Mr. Goffard himself is not against posting :)

💼 Mr. Goffard is a very busy man. He may not have time to reply to everyone unless its business related, and even then, he will have an assistant or social media manager do it for him.

💲 He is very picky on the asks that can be answered.

💼 @desertstinger is his eldest son. (You can interact as any character but him!)

💲 He isn't impossible to "get close with", but you'd most likely have to be someone that interests or benefits him in some way, shape, or form.

💼 Very busy Monday - Thursday! Very prone to business meetings, as well.

💲 Won't post very often! And when he does, it may be business related.

💼 THIS IS NOT A REAL COMPANY! The company and its characters are entirely fictional. Nothing said or done on this account has actually happened.

* This account is meant for those 18 and older ONLY. Please do not follow if you are an ageless or underaged account, you will be blocked.

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I'm curious, what things can you talk about, Jared? I doubt you can say any company secrets lmfao

Anything! This account was created to interact with any current and potential customers, as well as to further polish the brand's image :) You could say I act as the "voice of the brand" ✨️

- Jared, your favorite Social Media Manager at GOFFARD Interprises

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Goffard enterprises would gain all of my assets if there was Jared merchandise

Pfft Hahaha! Hush!

- Jared, your favorite Social Media Manager at GOFFARD Interprises

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Sir is there a place in the Enterprise that needs creative aesthetics? What are your thoughts of having Arts and Design employees?

GOFFARD Interprises has all kinds of jobs for our fellow creatives!✨️🎨 from graphic designing, to marketing, video editors, creative directors, illustrators..

Mr. Goffard is a lover of the arts, so it's not surprise he holds "artistic jobs" to the same level as any other.

- Jared, your favorite Social Media Manager at GOFFARD Interprises

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When do we get Jared merch?

(Is this just so I can talk to Jared? Maybe)

Haha, why would a simple worker get merch?! GOFFARD interprises wouldn't gain anything from such a thing! But it is flattering you're asking..✨️☺️

- Jared, your favorite Social Media Manager at GOFFARD Interprises

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I don’t really care about Mr.Goffard or his son I just wanna know more about Jared

Aw, shucks! You are too kind ☺️ but it's unlikely you'll learn much about me. After all, I am simply the social media manager! 🚀✨️

I am willing to answer any questions relating to the company or our products, though :)

- Jared, your favorite Social Media Manager at GOFFARD Interprises

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Do you play biliards 🤔

Haha, you could say I'm an expert.

-Mr. Goffard

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Could we get a picture of you sir?

If you behave, perhaps.

-Mr. Goffard

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Not to be nosey, but am I invited to whoever that one son of yours arranged marriage? Who are you gonna arrange him with? Do you think he already fancies someone and is just too stubborn to let it show-? Thank you sir

Haha, I wouldn't invite just anyone, you know. He wouldn't. Who he will be arranged with, I am not yet sure. Most likely a woman of status similar to his own. Anyway, you could always ask him these questions yourself. If he fancies someone, I wouldn't know.

-Mr. Goffard

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is derek goffard single by chance does he need a wife hi

Well, if he has a girlfriend, he hasn't made me aware.

-Mr. Goffard

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oo! do you have little intern / errand people who make / bring u coffee? how do you take yours?? just curious 💭

I prefer making my own coffee, I take mine black.

- Mr. Goffard

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Yk if his personality wasn’t the equivalent of a stinky sock I think Derek would have a lot more luck with people - 🐌

Haha, Derek can certainly be a little out there in terms of personality. But he's made a huge improvent to his behavior, I think he's much more mature than he used to be.

- Mr. Goffard

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Sir please, how do u smell! İm just curious

Side Effect by INITIO Parfums Privés, it's my favorite fragrance.

- Mr. Goffard

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You should like totally let your son do whatever her wants because he should be allowed to

Please, he already gets to do whatever he wants. He's lucky I'm not using my father's methods to raise him.

- Mr. Goffard

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can I have one of your son's hand in marriage

Depends. I have one that is getting a little too old to not have settled down by now. I'll most likely end up arranging something for him.

- Mr. Goffard

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Cant I have a job as your slave sir?

What a pervert.

- Mr. Goffard

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Can I be a receptionist :0

I don't see why not, do you have experience?

- Mr. Goffard