nothing in life is free... right?

♥ smile, ya beauties. saved $3500 since November 2014 well behaved bitches never make history normal is boring I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Fear is stupid, so are regrets. ♥

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changes & goodbyes

I treated myself today and got a full set acrylic manicure and a deluxe pedicure :) Then I went to Victoria's Secret and actually BOUGHT $84 worth of stuff...and I bought my boyfriend and I new shoes. And new socks. and it felt good. I could be honest and talk to the associates and ask questions and be helped with my size. I bought my boyfriend new under armour shorts and he is so thankful & happy. He got everything he wanted today, even lunch out, and I am making his favorite shrimp tacos for dinner. I am so thankful & happy. He keeps talking about getting married and he gives me butterflies. We are both in a place where we aren't rich, but we are stable... And why would I want to throw all of this away with the risk of being caught? I never want to see this smile leave his face. So with that, I'm done. And I will probably delete soon. Good luck, loves. May you all find joy & may you all find your own happiness.

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This Tuesday I am going to get all dolled up and go lifting! Haven't been in AWHILE and I MISS IT. Too busy working and being house wifey since I've moved in with my guy. I want new undies and some new clothes!!! Ugh and I'm too broke to buy them since we've gotten our own apartment. But it's HELLA nice, y'all. We have such nice things that I've lifted/gotten store credit to buy LOL

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Today, I am going to try something new. I am going to wear a dress and carry a small purse so I am not watched so closely and put clothes under my dress. I need to get a few high end items to return so I can get some new things for my place.

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Omg yesterday at VS I noticed there were tags in the disposable panty bin in the dressing rooms. Lmao. Someone else had a magnet too. If I don't attach them to clothing or hide them in pockets, I always take my tags out of the dressing room and ditch them in a drawer under all the panties.

[nahitsbecky]

[silly-luv]

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I know I'm an incredibly awful person but I emailed customer service and said I didn't receive a $100 package and they are sending another one. Imma return it, keep this one, and get my money back. Fuck you large retailers ahhh.

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Just lifted an $80 set of salt and pepper grinders. Wtf $80 who spends $80 on this shit. They are nice but seriously. Tell me again my house isn't fucking luxurious.

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May go to belk. There's this huge blind spot in the kitchen section behind racks and racks of stuff. I really want a set of knives for my apartment. Tips on concealing larger items?? Shopping bag method then into dressing room to make sure tags are off? How would you guys do it?

[winterlifts]

"can I start a dressing room for you?"

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Lol I always say "yes! It's so great to get service here! Do you have any other black and white patterned tops? If so, can you add that to my room?" really excitedly and then make them regret it. I hand them like 8 things and add more myself and take things away and they offer things and hand things and blah blah its a mess. But by that point they've gotta be like "Wtf is even in there" and then I take like 8 things because they have no idea. If ya can't beat em, join em.

[glamourogue-deactivated20150511]

is it better to go when it is crowded (weekends or Friday nights) or when it is kind of empty?

i went to a mall yesterday (Friday around noon) and i was too scared to lift anything big because all the salespeople immediately zeroed in on me because i was one of a few people in…

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Busy is good for department stores & stores that you know aren't always customer servicey. For dressing room concealing. Also for stores that you know never have enough salespeople. When busy they are less likely to count or remember what you had or even care. I like slow in stores like sallys and Ulta and payless because it's floor concealing and being caught by another customer terrifies me. Plus the sales people usually back away pretty quickly unless they're onto you.

[forgottenfeeelings]

[skins--uk]

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i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d:

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Shoplifting is no joke

I am so fucked up. My boyfriend and I just signed the lease on our apartment. We both have just taken promotions and have well paying jobs and I don't have a need to steal really. This opportunity and salaried pay like this doesn't come easy to the younger crowds these days. Its amazing what we've accomplished, and to do it at the same time, and to have transfer offers to the same place is amazing and a once in a lifetime opportunity. Im afraid of getting caught and fucking all of this up. Yet I can't stop. Its so thrilling. My family has been so helpful and is offering to buy us a washing machine and dryer because obviously our apartment doesn't come with one. Mom wants to stock my kitchen with food. I feel like shit for taking it. Because they work really hard for all they own. His parents have bought our toaster, towels, plates, cups, silverware. And they are NICE sets. None of this is cheap. We have support. Our first month of rent is paid for because we moved for work and they have paid to give us a start. Its an awesome company. Even then we are able to afford everything easily and have enough left over to make it. We have some savings and after our tax returns there will be more just in case. Everything is looking up. Yet I'm fucked up and can't stop my habits and risk all of it. Every time I cross through a sensor I am laying everything on the table and offering to lose every bit of this. I hate myself for it.

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Lifting from this belk was so easy today. The little kitchen tool section is so cramped like a maze and cameras didn't exist. Huge blind spot. I'm going to take some shopping bags with me next time and get some house stuff. For real.

[walrusberries]

Maybe one day I will turn my life around and stop stealing. Today is not that day.

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And neither is tomorrow

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And probably not next week.

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