scarn on mate

u lost ?

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[amongie]

seeing a post you made on your dash

[little-town]

looking up 'ear hats' on tumblr Tags

[thebootydiaries]

what i wanted

what i found

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[markv5]

😀🐾🐆👇

😀🐾🐆👇

[littleclevercat]

- Let’s go to Ikea. Choose new bedlinen.

- And little glasses?

- And little glasses.

[fruitpinch-deactivated20161206]

i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of his hat” and i was like dad what in the world are you trying to say. so later i had completely forgotten about the whole thing but apparently he was still hung up on it cause he handed me a piece of paper with a small drawing on it and said “this is the guy”

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats him officer

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[lyrslair]

If you’ve never watched the full version of the song please do.

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

‘hey did you do your homework?’

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[cosmicbeastie]

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

[suriee]

I mean…

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[grimeclown]

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

[grimeclown]

I have tinnitus