※ DANNY GONZALEZ - “TRYING TROOM TROOM’S AWFUL CRAFTS 3” ※
starters from danny’s video trying troom troom’s awful crafts 3 ! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!
“This is just gonna be a big old mess.”
“Most of them are just awful.”
“They’re always up to some more ridiculous shit.”
“Wow, this is riveting stuff.”
“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?”
“It requires you to dip somebody’s finger in hot glue without them noticing, somehow.”
“No one will suspect a thing when they see you’ve got guns attached to your shoes.”
“That totally won’t put off any alarms in people’s heads.”
“This looks very secretive indeed.”
“Why the fuck do we need to make a big hole in it?”
“I’m gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and we’re gonna do it their way.”
“Isn’t it bad luck for superstitious people to open up umbrellas indoors?”
“I’m not superstitious, I don’t care.”
“This whole table collapsed.”
“I knew that this was coming, but I was hoping that it was gonna be later.”
“Oh, great, the cord isn’t long enough.”
“Ah… the refreshing burn of hot glue on my fingertips.”
“Oh, wait… did I do it wrong?”
“Oh, fuck! God damn it! Ow! It hurts!”
“What’s that? It’s ninety degrees out and not raining?”
“I think that this umbrella might be cursed.”
“What? The mission failed?”
“Wait, so are they just admitting that this doesn’t work?”
“Looks like this one doesn’t fucking work.”
“I’m so confused, why did I just put in all this effort?”
“By the way, don’t actually try this, it’s not gonna work, dude, are you crazy?”
“That umbrella was cursed.”
“Well, this is not good.”
“I’m just gonna pretend like it’s fine.”
“Man, that thing does not look good.”
“Do you give your teachers gifts for Easter?”
“I just bought this pillow at Target. It was $15.”
“What niche scenario is this for?”
“Should this look different?”
“Your boy doesn’t have multi-purpose glue.”
“Look, hot glue is every purpose glue.”
“You better believe that that’s gonna stick.”
“Let’s just assume that that’s gonna stick.”
“Let’s see if it looks like what I hope it does.”
“Wow, this is a disaster.”
“Oh, god, I got fur in my mouth.”
“Just carry on… have a good day.”
“I’ll speak with you in a bit.”
“Needless to say, I think she liked it.”
“This is exactly what I wanted.”
“They know that they’ve tricked me.”
“On a scale of one to ten how worried for your own safety would you be?”
“Oh my god! That’s fuckin’ terrifying!”
“I think that this one was a tremendous success.”
“It’s a problem that we all face at times.”
“I know what tongues look like because I am a human.”
“So I got, like, sequins in my mouth.”
“This is, like, constantly almost making me vomit.”
“Fuck yeah, you did it, bitch!”
“It has sparkles on it. And it makes me wanna throw up.”
“I am definitely skeptical.”
“I’m optimistic, so let’s give it a shot.”
“That’s like the worst thing I’ve ever smelled.”
“I think I did a pretty good job with this one, and didn’t rush through it at all.”
“It sounded like it did absolutely jack-shit.”
“Thanks for the fun waste of twenty minutes.”
“Please don’t look that up. It is true.”
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