mourn the memories later

Do it for yourself.

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[pinene]

Sorry but Robert Pattinson will never look alt no matter how much neon wigs or makeup is utilized that face is like handsome squidward

[sacredstem]

handsome squidward bootsss

[altuzorra]

I want to trace his taint seem with my tongue

[pinene]

We all do but that doesn’t make him alt

[disgustinggf]

[tainybear]

[nflstreet]

[grox]

Are you mad at me .com

[normalshrimp]

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

[iloveyoumyvalentine]

[1eos]

tbh i think sports commentary is kinda gay..... you watching men.... thinking abt men..... analyzing men..... they even know their heights nd weights 🤨 sounds like a gay marriage to me

[thethingsifindfunny]

intricate rituals

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

headlights before electricity was discovered

[kennothythebard]

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick

[catasters]

[dwagom]

bikini bastard

[kingofthehillcaps]

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT

[ratliker1917]

Sorry if this is problematic to say this but Gus Fring’s fast food fried chicken restaurant chain looks like it serves some good stuff. I don’t care that he’s a drug lord.

[luvbun]

shh.... everyone b quiet

🧸🥞

he's eatin breakfast .

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website