Number One Joel SmallishBean's Hater

Pfp from pegby adult/they-them/use tone indicators pls! 💕

[goingdownorup]

I Finally Made a Pinned Comment.

Hello, I’m Jen! I’ve been here for a while now and figured I’d finally make one of these

I’m currently in Minecraft hell, partially hermitcraft, MCSR and Unstable Universe so that’s what you’ll find here, along with anything else I find interesting! There is hermitshipping, this is mine and your warning for that.

I do write on AO3! Mostly about Etho and his relationships with whoever I’m currently also obsessed with. (Other than Joel smallishBeans, hate that guy) I’m no longer hiding my account from the IRS! you can find me at goingdownorup on AO3 for most of my fics!

That being said, I’m always open to talk about AUs and fics and basically anything! I’m also open to requests though I’m not sure when or if they will get done. (I also have to say the ‘hating Joel” is just that, a bit)

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[ethosiab]

I request something Tango and Etho flavoured because I agree, he cannot be losing this bad

wanted to draw clank again so i guess i ended up just drawin em standing there chatting lol

[mizeffect]

two guys staring in each others eyes… sure hope they dont kiss !

[tomatohorse]

Ethos 😛😛

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[natebugs]

You asked for requests so…

DRAW THEM KISSSINGGGG

OKAYYY damn !!

[ethosiab]

hashtag happy prideeee

[2nowfort]

fuckkkk my stupid life bro i tried to jack the atm on the street but the cops caught me now i have to go to the jail on top of the sushi restaurant i hate this fucking city

[2nowfort]

they said my health score was 69 and that's "bad" and i need to "lay off the sweets" so they're putting me in the parkour simulation as punishment until I'm "fit enough" to "reenter society" fuck my blocky life

[mgsr]

[harvocel]

this dude just beat minecraft 10,000 times, what an absolute madman

[harvocel]

hitbox

biblically accurate version under cut

4 the one cyclers in this world :thumbsup:

[goingdownorup]

Actually hater moment bc if I see one more “can I confess something, idk what lifesteal is but now that Joel Smallishbeans is in it I will be tuning in🥺” I think I’m going to crash the fuck out but can we lock in? Can the life series/hermitcraft community look outside their bubble for five fucking seconds? You can see the beauty in so many different spaces if you decide to branch out and simply consider that Grian Minecraft isn’t as into the game as he once was. Like, we got some deadass good gamers that put their souls into the game with speedrunning and ARGS and scripted concepts but noooo “I can’t venture out of my bubble bc who else will fulfill my daily white man dose I have to take” FUCKING HELL MAN

[ethosiab]

[31] aaaand that's a wrap!

☆ The fundraiser will still be open until Saturday! We're so close to beating last year's fundraiser, LET'S DO IT!!

[reddbug27]

(cw: insect)

based on a dream i had

(apr 27, 2026)

[grasshopperland]

my wife girlfriend

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.