This Masterpeice Will Tear You Apart

 Stand and Unfold Yourself .  My face /tagged/me

[jodywegner]

Happy Mermay everyone~ 🐙👣🐙👣🐙👣🐙

[sarkos]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[angelsaxis]

every once in a while this post comes back and christians yell at me

[everydaylouie]

[funnypeopletwitter]

This sounds like the theme song to a sitcom in the 90s-00s. Super cute #bestoftiktok

[thyrell]

[memewhore]

Finally found out the name of the journalist who shot this pic of Officer Goodman. This photo deserves a Pulitzer.

[heyqt-blog-deactivated20200830]

#Girlboss

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

[incarnate-clay]

Why would you abandon this in the tags? 

[alexisthenedd]

This sums up my entire year.

[memewhore]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[memewhore]

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[flipjack]

 I need more Jennifer Garner content

[herstory1789]

THE FUCKING CAT IM DEAD!!!!!!

[caroldanversenthusiast]

PRECIOUS

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lockes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

COVID PLS FUCKING END SO I CAN GO THE AQIARUM SAFELY AND SEE DA TURTLES AND PENGUINS AND FUNNY FISH 

[hotvampireadjacent]

I HAVENT SEEN THE FUNNY LITTLE FISH IN SOO LONG