Gojo's Little Monster

Self-shipping side blog. F/O is Satoru Gojo. Mun tag is Lunae. Follows and likes are from @unbloomingmoonflower

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I MOVED BLOGS ❤️💜💙

My blog is now @satorus-little-monster ❤️

This will be pinned for anyone who wants to follow me there!

~Lunae

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Made the new main!

I'll be doing a mass follow shortly (or y'all can like this post and make it easy for me lolol)

My new main is @satorus-little-monster

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I'm debating whether or not I should move this account to a main account via a different email just because I wanna send selfship things off anon, but without my current main showing up.

But I also feel like it's be starting over and if people would even follow me if I move.

Idk I'm just yapping

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What was the exact moment that made you realize Aw, shit. I love him?

The moment I really felt it was probably a month or so prior to him going to Shibuya. We were on a date, but it wasn't super extravagant (despite Satoru's habits). We went to a park and silly me, I went on the swings because I like them.

I was swinging pretty high and Satoru decided to be a little gremlin and dared me to jump off the swing. I had said, "Only if you catch me."

We both kinda had a teasing tone with each other so when I did jump off the swing, I didn't expect him to actually catch me.

And he was smirking like the mad lad he is and said, "I caught you."

That's when it hit me that I was in love with him.

I don't know if he knew I wanted to tell him before he left to Shibuya. But he must have known to tell me he loved me after he was unsealed.

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On a more serious note, how many kids do you and Satoru end up having?

The serious answer?

We end up with five. Two girls and three boys.

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Look at this picture I found of you.

Hanaaaaaa, you call me out like thissssss

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Gonna be at work now, but will answer any asks or messages in between.

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The fact that he and his students have a plan when one of them (Megumi) is hit on.

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LMAO so that nifty memories thing on a certain app/site reminded me I took old screenshots of when some guy pulled the "Hey, can I use your phone to call x-person-they-know" to get my number. I was a dumb little bean at that age 😂

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I AM NO BETTER THAN A MAN SATORU IN A HARNESSSS?!

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It's almost 5am and I yearn

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"Satoru, amor. I can't move if you keep me pinned." "Don't care. Don't wanna move. Wanna stay with you and our little bean." Lunae would have rolled her eyes if her husband wasn't pouty against her still-flat belly. It had been two weeks since she accidentally revealed her pregnancy and since then, Satoru had not only increased in being more doting, but also very protective. His face was currently buried against her belly as they both lay on the sofa. He was sans blindfold, so his ivory locks fell in their natural disarray, with the strands tickling the exposed sliver of skin from him pushing her shirt up to bare her stomach. With a soft sigh, her fingers tangled in the familiar strands, her eyes on him. Gojo Satoru was sometimes a bigger baby than the one currently the size of a flea (a generous description) within her womb. "Don't you have a mission to go to?" she asked, though she had long given up in convincing him to do anything. Gojo Satoru was a man who did as he pleased on his own whims. That was when Satoru lifted his head, blue eyes peeking from beneath white lashes. Lunae felt his lips puff in a pout against her belly, a pseudo-kiss if he had anything to say about it. "And leave my wife to fend for herself and our bean?" he asked, his voice muffled yet tinged with an exaggeratedly dramatic tone. "Absolutely not!" Lunae rolled her eyes this time, gently tugging at a strand of Satoru's hair and being rewarded with a soft whine from him. "Amor, I love you, but one of us has a little bit of a more important job. Besides, the kids will probably be wondering where you're slacking off to." "Please, they'll be fine. They were trained by their good-lookin' teacher." "I can see why they think so highly of you." "Don't lose that sense of humor, sweets."

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Toji Fushiguro, we need to exchange some words posthaste.

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I'm just gonna say it: now I know why people say he has a slutty waist.

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Imagine holding hands with your f/o.

Are their hands bigger or smaller than your's? Are they soft, or are they weathered and caloused? Are they veiny? Do they have any scars? Are they missing any parts of or whole fingers? Do they have five fingers or less? Are they covered by skin, scales, fur, or metal? Are their hands cold or warm?

No matter how different their hands are from your own, do know they wouldn't want to be holding anyone else's.

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Bothering you once again.

I was remembering that in films, cartoons and other types of free entertainment programs, there is a theory called "theory of seasons", which sort of places the climate and "personality" of relationships based on the seasons. (I don't know if I can explain it properly.)

Winter - Usually couples in arranged (and unhappy) marriages or who only became happy after death. (Like Bella and Edward from Twilight); Autumn - Couples where one partner is silly and the other is more serious. (Anna and Christopher from Frozen); Spring - Sudden passions, or love at first sight, an instant connection. (Ariel and Eric from The Little Mermaid); Summer - Normally a mature couple who resolves problems through conversation and among all those on this list, they are the most calm. A couple that trusts each other a lot and where there is zero jealousy;

(I summarized a lot, as this theory is quite long.)

With that kind of long explanation, what kind of relationship, based on the seasons, would you and Gojo have?

Oh, you gave me a good question here. I actually never heard of this theory (consider me hella fascinated though!).

If I had to choose from reading these carefully, I would have to choose spring given how our first meeting was something of a "at first sight" variety (but it took a little bit of time before the "official" date). While I would say we're a mix of maybe autumn and summer, I think spring is the for sure kind of relationship that Satoru and I have.

The reason I exclude winter is because absolutely nothing about us was arranged. I know for a fact he'd have hated that whether we pulled a Bella/Edward or not (and this is coming from a girl who loved movie Twilight as a teenager thank you Paramore for writing Decode).

Thank you for the question and you're not bothering me at all! Feel free to fill my askbox with all the questions!