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Live your life like a kamehameha!

[msdbzbabe]

Ok I got emotional! With the music and introduction, it was perfect!!

[ravenclairee]

[dutchster]

[dutchster]

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

[tacomel420]

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

[keybladesoras]

We have no idea what threats are out there.

[humansofnewyork]

“I’ve had horrible luck finding a husband.  Most marriages in this country are traditional, and I have a middleman who arranges interviews with potential suitors.  He probably thinks I’m a snob.  Because I either turn the men down or scare them off.  But you should hear the questions they ask me.  Nothing about personality.  Nothing about character.  Everything is about money: ‘What is your salary?’,  ‘Do you have a car?,  ‘Is this your only apartment?’  I used to answer these questions, but I’m much harsher now.  I’ll dismiss them right away.  I’ve had men ask me to stop working.  I had a professor ask me to stop studying because I have more degrees than him.  Another man ended the interview when he learned that my ‘doctorate’ did not mean I was a medical doctor.  It’s ridiculous.  Some friends and family want me to settle for the sake of having children.  But I have a viewpoint, and I’m not going to sacrifice that viewpoint just because I’m getting older.  I believe in marriage.  And I’d like children.  But if it means I have to accept anything, maybe it’s best to not get married at all.” (Alexandria, Egypt)

[humansofnewyork]

“I was married when I was seventeen.  My whole life was my family.  I barely left the house because my husband brought me everything I needed.  I was far too innocent.  I had no idea about anything, but the world has a way of teaching you.  Fifteen years ago my husband died and I had to take the lead of the family.  He owned an upholstery shop.  The workers tried to convince me to let them handle the business, but they were hiding the profits from me.  I had to take over.  There was no other choice.  My kids were still in school and that money belonged to them.  So I began going to the shop every day.  At first the workers tried to box me out.  They knew I didn’t understand the business so they wouldn’t explain anything.  They hid the numbers from me.  And when a client entered the store, they wouldn’t even introduce me as the owner.  But I sat there and watched every move they made.  I memorized everything.  And after forty days, there were some new rules at the shop.  The workers were not allowed to speak to the client directly.” (Cairo, Egypt)

[annewithameme]

[bash proposes to mary]

gilbert: what? people actually tell their crushes they like them?

bash: what the hell do YOU do?

gilbert: I die? what sort of question-

[memesandlaughs]

[cassandrva]

t'challa & shuri: distinguished siblings

wanda & pietro: functional siblings

thor & loki: disaster siblings

[aceofstars16]

gamora and nebula: murder siblings

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[arcpyne]

wow the 4kids dub looks so good

[toshio]

[beachdeath]

an anonymous oscar voter discussing her ballot with the hollywood reporter jesus fucking christ

[elandrialore]

I like how they have no problem voting for sexual predators, but someone who says black lives matter is beyond the pale.

[deathgripsforcutie]

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

[legionoftuna]

I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A JOKE

[paper-mario-wiki]

roomsona

what would you look like as a room? you can draw it or write it out.

it can be any room. bedroom, ballroom, closet, mausoleum, nuclear diffusion chamber. it just has to represent you as a person.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[botprince]

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

[reallycoolsoup]

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

[heart]

have you ever been in the mood where something small bothered you and then you suddenly just didn’t want to talk to anybody at all