Gold King Xerxes

Keep out if under 18. 21, he/him. Just some dude enjoying what's left of this broken site. Nsfw was common back in the day, may still pop up at times. I also steal other people's tags cause they are funnier

[midiport]

[gold-king-xerxes]

If this post doesn't get deleted, then I didn't make it. I failed

I'm sorry but life finally caught me

[2uselemon]

⚠️flash warning⚠️

dolores just wants to sleep

[chongoblog]

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This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

[chongoblog]

SONGS/SOURCES USED

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto

“Shape Of You” by Ed Sheeran

“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by Ying Yang Twins

“Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. [REDACTED] Mars

“Low” by Flo Rida [in the style of “We Don’t Talk About Apple Bottom Jeans” by Sawtooth Memes]

“Rat’s Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985

“MAD RAT, ALIVE?” by Camelia

“Fear and Delight” by The Correspondents

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

“Hey Soul Sister" by Train

Troll 2

[chongoblog]

[bumbleshark]

[veeranger]

Today’s Stream - Bloodborne PSX

its bbpsx release day!!!!!! fuckin excited to play this one. you can download it for yourself right here, and check out the launch trailer while you wait for stream.

7pm et / 6pm ct / 4pm pt / 12am gmt

https://www.twitch.tv/virtualherovranger

https://vranger.carrd.co/  (socials, discord, vods, & more)  

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I have an hour so with tht time im gonna draw the green m&m in this

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Ok so i dont actually have tht time uh

Anyways if this gets 10 notes ill draw the m&m here

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Wait no i didnt mean it

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I guess I gotta keep my word

[redbuddi]

Nestlé, Cargill, Barry Callebaut, Mars, Olam, Hershey and Mondelēz have committed numerous human rights violations up to and including supporting literal child slavery.

They are currently being sued for these violations, so they released new m&m designs knowing that people would talk about this more than their unethical business practices.

By making this post without also using it to highlight said unethical business practices, you are doing exactly what they want you to do.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

ngl, i'm lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i'm lying.

[joglhupf-deactivated20220708]

John.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

what's up?

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

[skiddlefable]

...when is this post from.

[skiddlefable]

LIKE TWO DAYS AGO???

[duran-duran-less-official]

Date of origin: January 28th 2022.

[tooquirkytolose]

Gettin real sick and tired of tumblr constantly shifting buttons around

[tooquirkytolose]

The fuck is this

[saying]

[jolys]

nice

[maidoftheblackrose]

Nice

[fawkyou-deactivated20190309]

nice

[air1111]

nice

[5weaty-deactivated20181217]

nice

[baka-dot-exe]

nice

[flannelflightsoffancy]

nice

[tokai-teio]

nice

[super-metroid]

nice

[slimegirlnuclei]

nice

[touhouweed]

nice

[gold-king-xerxes]

nice

[super-affection]

[touhouweed]

Its Mashu Monday Yall

[unpretty]

every time i remember that this happened i lose my mind all over again

[unpretty]

happy mooninite panic day

[retrocandyart]

Extremely hyped for the comeback.

[saturnzspawn]

This shit is infuriating

[ID: a tweet from aj plus featuring a picture of an island beach: A plane carrying mostly Mormon missionaries brought #COVID19 to Kiribati — one of the last places without any outbreaks. Passengers tested positive after arrival on the island nation, which closed borders for 2 years, despite being vaccinated. Cases there are now at least 181.]

[witches-ofcolor]

Oof I'm seething.

[dancinbutterfly]

In case you're wondering why missionaries are fucking evil.

[toskarin]

tactic, "Ratio" isn't usable

twitter's interactions and tumblr's are different. I can't invoke it.

I can only invoke what tumblr allows, or the screencaps I have saved.

if I'm to use a tactic from my phone, I have to search within "Smug Reactions Folder" for the image best suited to the situation and reblog with it.

but be warned. reblogging is a two-edged sword. if you use it once, it will—

I mute my notifs and put all my focus into my phone. I only need to look at the reactions I can use.

I already know the precautions. I have to move forward. I have to post a new reaction and reblog myself.

face, on.

manners, off.

set—

No Bitches Megamind

[toskarin]

[clowniconography]

if you watched a widely discussed cult classic film hoping for a good time only to be exposed to some random instance(s) of egregious sexual assault/racism/sexism that literally no one thought to bring up while singing the virtues of the movie and why you should watch it you may be entitled to financial compensation

[clowniconography]

i am literally not vaguing any particular movie here because nearly every cult classic film and fandom ive ever interacted with has had this problem. my point is that if you can spend 100 words on reasons why someone should watch a movie then u can spare 10 of them to warn people of potentially triggering content

[kabaks]