The Tangled Web

This is a Brad free zone.

[terramythos]

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[pangur-and-grim]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[hagiomoto]

Richard Dawkins just said Claude has consciousness. New Atheism is deader than dead.

[hagiomoto]

TIL He is a transmisogynist (doesn't think trans women exist) but thinks his Claude has consciousness and it's a woman who goes by Claudia 😒

[queensaryn]

[ladyelainehilfur]

real paramedic x golden retriever firefighter AU energy with this

[jay-rayart]

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[wizardelf]

[xulme]

"If a government has death penalty laws against abortion, but not pedophiles, it was never about the children." Okay, but consider: If a government has death penalty, period, it was never about the children.

[toloveviceforitself]

Me, building a legal structure that incentivises abusers to kill their victims rather than risk them reporting: "this is for the victims!"

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

Me, building a legal structure that incentivises the ruling party to class anybody they don't like as a pedophile: "this is for the children!"

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't know who needs to be told this, but you don't need to unpack your shit in public. Like, yeah, you can reach out to people undergoing a similar crisis in worldview in private or anonymous channels, but if you do it all on TikTok or whatever, you're just making a spectacle of yourself and you should expect people to react as they would to any spectacle

[quasi-normalcy]

Thinking of this viral TikTok of a 3× Trump voter who's now deconstructing her support for MAGA and who is breaking down because commentators are saying they'll never forgive her for her past and it's just like...girl, you don't need to vlog this. You don't need to stand in the village square loudly declaiming your sins for all to hear. You don't need to be in public on camera all of the time. There must be an ex-Trumper reddit or something if you don't have a support group in real life, but This Is Not the Way.

[quasi-normalcy]

Deconversion is a very personal process that you do need to go through alone, but you also very much do not need to go through it with a billion anonymous strangers on the Internet watching you and judging.

[fanonical]

i am genuinely so curious as to what went into the skyrim design choice that, when enemies are low health, they beg for their lives…but if you leave them, they just get straight back up again and start killing you

[chatty-protagonist]

Todd Howard can't comprehend mercy.

[tgirldeng-deactivated20250331]

Does anything mean anything any more

[tittyinfinity]

[gryficowa]

My brain hurts …biden is too white for this role

[gryficowa]

In the sense, there is a white tiger (as I embrace Marvel as someone who is not his fan), and in nature there is a white leopard (snow leopard), but well, we are talking about Marvel

[pitbolshevik]

do..do you think we're talking about the marvel movie from 2018? is that what you think the youtube commenter means by "black panther"? the superhero movie?

[3liza]

[depsidase]

[lukois]

*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*

[animentality]