wreak some havoc

they/them

[homofromtatooine]

[chronicbrainfag]

girl are you a marxist's utopia because you got no money and no class

[chronicbrainfag]

girl are you an anarchist's utopia because I'm not convinced I'll ever reach you but I'll keep pursuing you regardless

[chronicbrainfag]

girl are you a democrat's utopia because you seem extremely convoluted to maintain and even harder to achieve while also not fundamentally improving my life

[chronicbrainfag]

girl are you an ancap's utopia because you seem like... really into child slavery

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

okay, good to know

well, so you see-

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

[memorycycle]

guy on twitter who evolved to be paper thin and stands on the dotted line on highways and gets his calories from microorganisms carried by the wind of cars passing by which he filters through a specialized organ: i think public transportation is kinda problematic

[northirish]

Dear President Joe Biden I am a poor Irishman suffering under the tyrannical rule of god-king charles the third and have nothing to drink but sewage water please send fifty crates of Dunkin'™️ Donut's™️ Dunkin'™️ Spiked™️ to Ireland immediately

[the-suckiest-sburb-of-all]

Ever wanted to meet your younger self?

[pansyfemme]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[metamelonisle]

ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

[metamelonisle]

I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!

[paravellex]

linguistics fact! the words "pokemon" and "pikmin" are cognate, both deriving from the Old Gamer word "pacman"

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[renzodi]

when you walk into a crime scene in an ace attorney game and the person in charge of the investigation starts talking to you

[superstarwhal643d]

[t4timekeeper]

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

[yossyislandd]

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

[t4timekeeper]

are yhou sure about this doctor

[yossyislandd]

pawsitive

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

You have fricking juggalotastic armpits!!

i think i should start smoking cigarettes

[glutko]

[sistertaxon]

Doing tokusatsu shit to her penis?

[ryo-maybe]

[thesexiestselkie]

[olive-man]

I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR