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I'm Sarah and I like drag and classic rock

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[sumflora]

someone: Ur skirt is short me: nice

[dabeatnik]

[amazingfuckingamy]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

no offense but

the way you blowin up my phone won’t make me leave no faster

[theanimatedwonders]

♪ I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘Til the end of the night ♪

[surprisebitch]

[meanplastic]

[duckypi]

[sonicthehedgegod]

echothethird:

pucikat:

manapua:

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[golddustqween-blog]

doctor: looks like we'll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you're familiar with?

me: I've spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats

[cyberputas]

Reblog this if you wear clothes in the shower because you're not like other teens and you respect your body<3

[triplesixmafia]

[theshitneyspears]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

me at 2pm on a tuesday

[honeybottledrip]

me

[blockheadem-deactivated20170603]

wjat the Fuck

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

when my boss asks me why I quit

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

Ummmmmm how is she alive

[23y]

when he dont answer my text

[666-ninetales]

2016 got me like

[onlytwitterpics]

[snlgifs]

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

this is a jenga tower of problems

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

i’m no expert but i though winston was the gorilla