I do try my best, Granger. I really do. Nice to meet you. Though, I wouldn’t introduce yourself as Harry Potter’s best mate, that just sounds stuck up and like you’re flaunting it. Which, I suppose, you are. I quite like to think that being the best looking is better than being friends with Potter, if you ask me. We never got the chance with your hand up in the air all the time. Merlin, Granger.
I...ugh I did not mean it that way! I was joking! I am not flaunting it. I was joking. Although, It is true. Yes, well that is what you think, Malfoy. Looks don't mean as much as friendship. Look, after all those years of not a single person putting their hand up, I got impatient! Why should I have to wait for someone to put their hand up when I already know the answer?










