Humour Absent of Humour

Rose's Reblogging, occasionally of herself.

[anotherconservator]

[shelgon]

Pokémon Daisuki Club Images for the upcoming Banpresto March Prizes feat. I LOVE Gengar collection, Large Porygon & Ditto plush, etc. 

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[haunted-hideaway]

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

[cute-lockscreens]

Roses

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[the-memedaddy]

[dennys]

just thought you should know

[outofcontextarthur]

[excellentrectangles]

[butchprinxe]

Tag yourself I’m competitive falling

[theconqueeror]

I’m stabbing people for points

[cafiffle]

I’m the downhill existential crisis

[jumpingjacktrash]

i used to fence competitively and stabbing people for points is literally what it is

[roachpatrol]

LITERALLY MAYHEM

[golden-nowhere]

Me: *Explaining how to do a stretch properly*

Child: Your foot looks very smooth.

Me: Thanks???

[gayscifi]

Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?

[theconcealedweapon]

Some people can lift 200 pounds. But if they carried it everywhere they went for an entire day without ever putting it down, they’d severely tear their muscles and cause permanent damage to their body.

Some people can enter a 140° car in the summer to get something out of the car. But if they stayed in the car, they’d die from the heat.

Some people can hold their breath underwater for 30 seconds. But if they tried to go scuba diving without the necessary gear, they’d drown.

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

So why do people assume that if someone can walk for a few seconds, they don’t need a wheelchair?

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Alexandra Dillon

[sinatraaloof]

[soapamine]

[luzialowe]

I’M SCREAMING

[gothiccharmschool]

I will never not reblog this. 

[susierpt]

me: i have an idea for a new plot

partner: oh cool what is it!

me:

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[thagsimmons]

I’ve been called worse things by better men.

Pierre E. Trudeau, after Richard Nixon called him an asshole. (via illuminati-skateboard-club)

@monochromereflections Canada 

(via proletariangothic)