i am the biggest fucking simp for Keith Moon 😩

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thats growth

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earth is finally healing

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Images that unlock my forgotten memories

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im typing this from my ps4

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why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

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killed this fucking goofester

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[thewrongwitch-deactivated202012]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

john travolta has a wife?

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

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He was in saturday night fever

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

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here’s the start screen of a Wii game i dreamt about last night

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stupid bitch?

yeah? the fuck you want?

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just got a really funny message

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Shout out to Eric Andre

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THIS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!

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Compilation

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what slurs have you used

every morning i stand in front of my mirror and say all of them

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Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

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Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

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requested by rainbowmvp

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Me irl